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  1. Jokyr

    The Valkyrie Dropship--ready to fly?!!!

    That Valkyrie, it whispered dirty things in my ear. Next thing I knew I had one in my hanger. Oh well, these things happen.
  2. Jokyr

    This year Citizencon weapon will be a spoon..... or maybe a knife

    It will be a cheap plastic spork, complete with product placement. Mark my words and welcome our new sponsor with the Citizen Com Taco Bell spork
  3. Jokyr

    Test Book Club - September Voting

    My vote is for #6, how Test is the name Hornblower?
  4. Jokyr

    Ok, I gave in and bought the Mercury!

    The other option for your non LTI Mercury is let us know when your insurance runs out and we can give you a nice viking funeral
  5. Jokyr

    This color scheme needs to happen! (Mercury)

    Seriously though, what would we call this skin? The Drunken Fowl?
  6. Jokyr

    This color scheme needs to happen! (Mercury)

    Test Mercury, Best Mercury. Tell Nightrider to make it happen LOL
  7. Jokyr

    Saber Raven Giveaway Contest Thread - Winner announced! It's Crichten!

    That's a very generous giveaway Sunder, it's nice that it looks like it will stay in Test.
  8. Jokyr

    [WTS] CCU'd LTI ships below official price

    You keep the LTI ass to earn REC for renting new ass on occasion, thus keeping the moneymaker and getting that new ass feeling.
  9. Jokyr

    Holiday ATV Special Rescheduled by 24 hours

    Stay on target, stay on target. CIG you've turned off your targeting computer is something wrong? Nope, we just wanted to troll the whole community, the real stream was planned for tomorrow. Enjoy the Rick Roll folks.
  10. Jokyr

    RedLir pops up on Citizen of the stars.

    I have a feeling they grabbed RedLir because they thought he was a giraffe, imagine their surprise when they finally saw him lol.
  11. Jokyr

    What's that new CO ship? 28 Nov Tue Release

    If it is land claims I'm gonna crash my Aurora on all your bases, that's what happens when you get land, it gets landed on LOL
  12. Jokyr

    What's that new CO ship? 28 Nov Tue Release

    I hope it's either a search and rescue ship or a smaller salvage ship.
  13. Jokyr

    Javelin and Idris-P no LTI WTF

    Pretty much and actually are two different things at that pricepoint.
  14. Jokyr

    The Anvil Hawk

    Okay so the ship is $80 warbond and $90 regular, good hunting my friends. Also a heads up, Carrack is now up to $400.
  15. Jokyr

    So on witch date will it start too fall snow on these forums this year?

    Until the snow starts I suggest that it should rain dollars in honor of the anniversary sale, and in memory of our fallen wallets.
  16. Jokyr

    Get off my LAWN

    *Steps on the lawn in defiance* Take that lawn.
  17. Jokyr

    Consolidated Outland Pioneer

    I may be going a bit out on a limb here, but with it's name and what it implies one would think colony ship. But that doesn't smack of "game-changer" as the Starliner already kinda fills that role. So, looking for a role which has not been seen yet, I'm going to throw my guess on this ship...
  18. Jokyr

    Intel Optane 900D SSD Optimised for Star Citizen

    My thoughts on the whole "optimized for star citizen" is that if you purchase this drive you get a test colored Aurora equipped with a limitless self-refilling keg. I think that would be just about optimized. Thoughts?
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    DirectorGunner may have a drinking problem

    Okay, I'm not quite seeing a drinking problem here either except that all those glasses are empty. As a way to fix this problem I say that the next thing that DirectorGunner needs engraved is a full bottle of rum or some other high octane beverage (assuming that is safe to make) that way he can...
  20. Jokyr

    The Ultimate Poll

    I don't know what I expected with the title of this thread, maybe i thought someone would take the low road with a title about polls. Maybe something unsavory and phallic, which one would think as a standard option with our mentality sometimes. I am saddened to report no such vein of thought has...
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