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These holiday ideas are the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get back to work on my TEaSTer Bunny costume...

Suck, squeeze, bang, blow.That's how 4-cycle engines work, you filthy-minded pervert!

From the band's bio: Avast, ye landlubbers! From the deepest darkest depths of eastern Scotland comes ALESTORM, a drunken band of pirates on an epic quest to drink your beer, steal your rum, and be the greatest damn band that ever did sail the seven seas! I hereby nominate Alestorm as the...

Note to self: don't eat a half-dozen microwave bean burritos before heading to a holiday party. Unless you don't like anyone there.

TEST Squadron: Because Alcoholics Anonymous is for quitters. Yes, you belong here in TEST Squadron - don't listen to your liver, it speaks lies and must be punished. TEST Squadron: At least it's better than waking up short a kidney or two in a bathtub of ice. At TEST, we celebrate...

That was one of the gems from Lienna's video: Another was "I know I'm going the wrong way. But I am being absolutely glorious."

That was my .sig for a while until Black Sunder provided one of the most hilarious quotes I've seen on the forum. I think 'besotted space rascals' pretty well sums up what TEST will be in-game, though.

"Crashing and drinking are the only two things we're good at, and I'm all out of my drink!" -- Lienna "You know that thinking thing you're doing? We don't do that here." -- Black Sunder

I see what you did there...

You shouldn't be one to talk... https://soundcloud.com/designated-drunk/montoya-talks-dirty

CATapult me to the moon.

Worst. Video. Ever. Not only was it well produced, it was highly informative, honest, and entertaining. Is this really the sort of high level of competency we want TEST to espouse? Regardless of my complaints, I look forward to the next review!

Ah, the Beerfarer - a whimsical concept. Take a spaceship that normally would carry fuel in its underslung tanks and instead use them for transporting beer. As it turns out, we're a good 70 years late on this idea. The above is a Supermarine Spitfire, one of the most famous combat aircraft...

If you miss out on RussianJ's giveaway, contact Captain Richard - I purchased mine through him. [CONCERN]

Fixed that for you.

Some say that his buttocks are double-jointed, and that he has the largest collection of misprinted Slovakian postage stamps in the western hemisphere. All we know is, he's called Montoya.

Whoa. Was it just me, or did anyone else's eyes totally glaze over at that point? I couldn't read any further, it was all blurry...

Dear 'The Captain': 1) Do you think Chris Roberts should grow a beard? 2) Will pets have LTI? 3) What is your favorite Lucky Charms marshmallow? 4) How stain resistant are the leather seats in the Aurora LX? I need to know for... reasons. 5) Are you related to that Captain Morgan dude...

Wait, people are trading unusual TF2 hats for ships? I wonder if it's time for me to part with my Grenadier's Softcap with burning flames...