Search results

  1. Han Burgundy

    Can we get these bot accounts to screw off? Thaaaanks.

    Can we get these bot accounts to screw off? Thaaaanks.
  2. Han Burgundy

    Starfield - Discussion Thread

    A mile wide, but an inch deep. Elite Dangerous had the same problem for me. After a while it is just the same thing, rinse and repeat. It's alright for a bit of mindless gunplay, I suppose, but they really whiffed on giving the player a REASON to keep playing.
  3. Han Burgundy

    Mixologist Masters Class

    1: Add 2 shots of fireball to any hard cider or 2: Lagavulin 12-Year + Ice + Grumpy stare out the window at the driveway
  4. Han Burgundy

    VIRPIL throttle issues

    Do y'all have the Virpil management software? A firmware update on your base might help. (Warbird + Deltas) https://support.virpil.com/en/support/solutions/47000010107
  5. Han Burgundy

    Oh this is just how the CIA passes coded messages to their operatives. Green Snake Placenta...

    Oh this is just how the CIA passes coded messages to their operatives. Green Snake Placenta Orange. See that? Totally just ordered a guy to rob a bank in a photo-realistic Nancy Reagan mask
  6. Han Burgundy

    What do you use your ships for?

    My fleet is designed to play off of one another, so each ship can in some way compliment the others (ish) Step 1: Take my Pisces out and pick up a delivery mission Step 2: Fly around pinging until I find some good loot Step 3: Leave mission boxes at loot site and return to station Step 4: Pull...
  7. Han Burgundy

    Coming changes to the weapon gimbal system

    Rectally plucked in-lore explanation: Varipuck mounts siphon power from the feed to the weapon depending on the mass of the weapon (More mass takes more power to move), thus necking down a size is still a viable strategy to improve acquisition speed and shot capacity. Could work...
  8. Han Burgundy

    The future of CIG's funding...

    I think what we watched last weekend wasn't really aimed at us. It was aimed at Chris Roberts' REAL customers; Game developers. Think about it. You can't expect to sell space ships forever, so how are they going to keep the development of Star Citizen alive? StarEngine. It is what this whole...
  9. Han Burgundy

    I'm gonna be the first to transit a Jump point while on the crapper. Can't do THAT in a Drake...

    I'm gonna be the first to transit a Jump point while on the crapper. Can't do THAT in a Drake...
  10. Han Burgundy

    Pyro will be playable at Citizencon

    Come to meeeeee!!!!! I desperately want to run low on gas and have to call a starfarer. Is that weird?
  11. Han Burgundy

    Is there a "help the newb get their shit together" section?

    Step 1: Get a set of armor with a backpack Step 2: Fill backpack with Beer Step 3: Stow away on random people's ships and drink your beer while hidden in the engineering compartment Step 4: Repeat step 3 until caught or blacked out
  12. Han Burgundy

    The Return to the Good Star Wars

    Alright mayte. Agree to disagree. Art is subjective and you didn't care for this particular commercial venture from the Disney corporation. That's cool and totally fine. You are completely entitled to your opinion, as am I. And we shall both participate in this grand experiment called capitalism...
  13. Han Burgundy

    The Return to the Good Star Wars

    Haha okay dude. Its filler only if you can't pull anything from it. Gotchya. You're better than the writers and better than the authors of the source material. I suppose there should have been subtext subtitles explaining that Anakin retaining Vader in the afterlife is kindof a big deal and a...
  14. Han Burgundy

    The Return to the Good Star Wars

    I, myself, will take my cues from the creative team who actually make the stuff. It's not my job to make you see my point of view, but I do get annoyed when people cry "Bad writing" when a plot doesn't go the way they wanted it to. Again, I would love to see your superior synopsis of the perfect...
  15. Han Burgundy

    The Return to the Good Star Wars

    See there's your problem right there. That wasn't some guy named Hayden. That was Anakin, my dude. Take your brain out of Access Hollywood for a moment and suspend some of that disbelief. Why show force ghosts at all? Its not like the audience would have a vested interest in understanding that...
  16. Han Burgundy

    The Return to the Good Star Wars

    -Give the people something new = Feminazi mary sue bullshit (Good with the bad, we all hate Kathleen Kennedy. Bo Katan, however, deserves her crown of badassary) -Tie new media in with old = Memberberies. No such thing as a reference or tie in. Any nod to the original trilogy, which this show...
  17. Han Burgundy

    The Return to the Good Star Wars

    Haha dude, you do realize that this is a fantasy show about space magic, right? Just because something wasn't pre-established in the holy cannon doesn't mean that new things cant be introduced. furthermore, your points don't really hold much water if you think about them. -Like whistling with...
  18. Han Burgundy

    The Return to the Good Star Wars

    To each their own, but it seems like folks are starting to watch shows like a network executive and not like a person who wants to suspend their disbelief and enjoy some sci-fi fantasy stories. Disney has done a lot to damage my own nostalgia, but that damage was done via hamfistedness with...
  19. Han Burgundy

    Oh No! Somebody stole all the Habs!

    I see the new Habs were built by a North Korean contractor...
Forgot your password?