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I could just use an urgent bath...

I would like to nominate my Star Citizen book again; The Aimless Expedition (Even if you don't vote for it, you should check it out! What's better than free?!) Book can be found here...

Oh...hey...I've been here three years now. Cool.

He can name his home movies whatever the hell he pleases!

I know that feel, brochacho.

We've all been there, my friend.

Are you German?

I highly suggest We are Legion. The Bobiverse books are freaking great if you like a little humor in your scifi.

Its just the most practical breakdown of what's going on. For example: What do we all do all day? Work, right? Why do we work? So that we can afford to buy beer. Why do we buy beer? Because it makes us happy. Therefore our daily efforts are in the pursuit of happiness (aka beer)

Beer is not the mission. It is a state of being; Fuel for one's personal nirvana. Beer is no more the mission than breathing is or converting steak into poop. Beer is something that your body should naturally consume on it's own. So if: Beer=Life and Life=The pursuit of happiness, then...

Hey, look....the earth went around the sun again. Let's get drunk about it!

4% domestic on $0 comes out to a total of $0 We are on our way!

Okay okay.....you got me. I'm just here to fly ships, alright?

That sounds like the name of the seediest titty bar imaginable....

Fuck 'em.

Don't worry, they weren't voting for my shit anyways. Apparently I need to get a fuckin cat....

All unclaimed votes go to Aimless Expedition. I called it, so its law. Its just the way of the land....

Bun is still in the oven, yo. I, too, feel like the Hurston main building is a WHOLE bunch of wasted empty space, but isn't that the meaning of needless opulence? The lobby there is essentially their trophy room and they force every new visitor to their headquarters to walk through the monument...

Numbah 6! Cmon folks, lets choose a star citizen book this month!

Over the shoulder boulder folder, baby!