That is an antique carved whalebone self-pleasure device from the late Ming Dynasty. Ancient astronaut theorists believe that these devices were used to communicate with galactic leaders who sought extra mayonnaise on their sandwiches.
In Mesopotamia (ancient Iraq), early evidence of beer is a 3900-year-old Sumerian poem honoring Ninkasi, the patron goddess of brewing, which contains the oldest surviving beer recipe, describing the production of beer from barley via bread.
My god, it has begun! The Awakening is upon us! The Great White North is descending to end the colonys' little experiment! The end is nigh!!!
REPENT!
WE'RE SORRY!!!
Dig deep. Feel the poverty run through you. That's why poor folk (Read: Drake owners) have such a strict diet of vending machine noodles. Big Benny's = Chocolate rain THEREFORE (f = Force of Chocolate rain\ Shower Grate) (F = Force of High-fiber dook\ Shower Grate) fx < Fx
You ain't never heard of Sketti dancin'? Its where yah shit in the shower and stomp it down through the drain, makin shit sketti. That there is cost effective.