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I would let the Carrack do horrible things to my body....

Being a space taxi is a whole lot less stressful if you have a security officer to protect you from the murderhobos...

We need to just grow up already and rename the damn planet something innocuous, like Urectum.

Beer implies alcohol. Alcohol makes the bar rats look better by the end of the night. I can NOT bang mustache Betty again without a couple pints in me liver first.

We all do hate you. And furthermore, none of us believe you have feelings. ....damn Canadian robots

Well, to be fair, this is space weed. That does not mean it is necessarily marijuana. It is simply its cultural equivalent (relatively harmless/medically useful, but illegal, substance) I wanna bring medicine to the people......man.

The raw sexual thrill of 53fps was too much for me to endure...

It had better be a Pinky-out warship!

Lookin for some trading tips. Where's the market hot at, lads?

Eees so goot!

He knows too much...

Your credentials check out. Welcome to the team!

Seek retribution. Seek justice. Start prowling the streets at night in a black cowl, ever vigilant for any signs of disorder. Descend upon the wicked from the rooftops with blade bat and boot. Be the creature in the dark that keeps the cruel up at night, soaking their sheets in a cold sweat born...