Yes, but only those qualified should be able to use them to ensure our enemies' humane demise. How do we gauge qualifications?
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Welcome, fellow Seattleite! I hope you intend to engage in space battles with the war cry, "SHE DOOO," to really emphasize your interest in space booty.