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  1. Han Burgundy

    What can I say? I watch a lot of CSI...

    What can I say? I watch a lot of CSI...
  2. Han Burgundy

    "Accidents" eh? No problem. Just roll the dead hooker up in a throw rug, then toss it in the...

    "Accidents" eh? No problem. Just roll the dead hooker up in a throw rug, then toss it in the bay. Might want to use some pliers rip those teeth out and cut her fingers off first, then spread them throughout the dumpsters of the city. Bing-Bang-Boom: No cops.
  3. Han Burgundy

    Dr. Sudsy, the stain remover...

    Dr. Sudsy, the stain remover...
  4. Han Burgundy

    Yes. Don't go to work tomorrow. Trust me, I played a doctor on TV.

    Yes. Don't go to work tomorrow. Trust me, I played a doctor on TV.
  5. Han Burgundy

    Im sad to say, that this is the nearest town to where I live

    Yeah, but did you see how slutty the horse was dressed?
  6. Han Burgundy

    Public service announcement

    .....spooky. My real demon is the 4-7 FPS. Stupid optimizations. *grumblegrumble*
  7. Han Burgundy

    It's a concept ship. Nobody has flown it because it has yet to be made. Packs a wallop tho.

    It's a concept ship. Nobody has flown it because it has yet to be made. Packs a wallop tho.
  8. Han Burgundy

    Custom default profile pics - Adam Jensen - evil eyes

    What about tasteful SIDEboob? Where's the love for that artform? What about the rare and coveted Underboob?
  9. Han Burgundy

    Show off your (c)Hawk!

    *sigh*...ziiip
  10. Han Burgundy

    Which ship is the best for scanning/finding resources on planet/asteroids?

    Terrapin would be the best ready-built craft (I'd imagine) to cost effectively scout. The prospector is the better option if you want to do a few test drills to verify your finds. Crew=Cost & Stealth=Safety (I'll bet a mining laser is pretty 'loud')
  11. Han Burgundy

    Show off your (c)Hawk!

    I came here for genitals and all I got was a masterfully crafted project. This is BULLSHIT! (Your cHawk looks great!)
  12. Han Burgundy

    just got an orion!

    Me too.
  13. Han Burgundy

    where are the rocket packs?

    ....you could put a bottle rocket up your ass I suppose.
  14. Han Burgundy

    On that grandma game, muthafuckaaaaa

    On that grandma game, muthafuckaaaaa
  15. Han Burgundy

    I want to knit a giraffe a turtleneck...

    I want to knit a giraffe a turtleneck...
  16. Han Burgundy

    Happy Birthday to the true leader of TEST, NinjaGirl!

    All glory to the Shadow-Leader!
  17. Han Burgundy

    Sooooooo.... it seems that we are getting land claims.....

    Im going to claim land the old fashioned way; Embed myself into the bedrock at high speeds. My disassociated atoms will watch over my claim for all eternity.
  18. Han Burgundy

    7 FPS; A NEW RECORD!

    7 FPS; A NEW RECORD!
  19. Han Burgundy

    I am weak. I bought the Hawk!

    You are WEAK! Your bloodline is weak and you will not survive the wint-...EMP generator you say? Kinky bondage chair? I'm listening...
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