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You could DEFINITELY goomba-stomp the shit out of some motherfuckers in that thing for SURE. Orbital Goomba-stomp will be my signature move.

I never knew I needed this in my life until just now. GIB. NOW.

I think the only thing we all want is to fight a xenomorph in a loader suit and call her a bitch. S1 weapons are unnecessary when you have clampy hands...

Hey man, whiskey dick goes both ways. Sometimes it makes you a zero, sometimes it makes you a numb hero.

Honor or dishonor aside; whiskey is what gets ya laid. (Except when it doesn't)

Do you think Santa will bring me a PTU invite? What about Satan? Shopping around for options here...

Well there's always whiskey...

On the other hand, if you gentlemen prefer a risque Banu dancer; I know a guy that can get Manute Bol down here in a groot costume. (close enough, amiright?)

It's like this ...but on your dick.

Hey, I plan to do the same thing with my Merchantman; The Millennial Fulcrum Perhaps we can pull into the same system and throw a rager one of these days!

Fun fact: The creator of Wonder Woman was HUUUUUGE into BDSM, and he used to draw pictures of women tying men up in order to get his rocks off. What I'm saying is; Follow your dreams. Make a comic book character, who is aimed at children, that also fulfills your sexual fantasies. It's not weird...

Safety is relative. The more guns that you are sitting BEHIND, the safer you generally are. On the other side of the coin, safety can mean being undetected/undetectable. So being alone and killing all of your systems in the middle of nowhere will make you look like a random bit of debris. Safe...

Haha IKNOWRIGHT?! It was bugging the shit out of me too...

Rule of cool meets the KISS method. Don't overthink it. Just go out there and murder some folks for any reason that makes sense to you. Jump points are for star-->star travel. Everything else can be put on cruise control while you figure out which button will moon the Advocacy agents you just...

Asteroid fracking? Is that when a Cylon drills a hole in one and sticks his metal willy down it?

It's almost like...if they keep changing the name and something minuscule about it; people will totally buy the 'new' version. They've been paying attention to apple...Does it still have a headphone jack? Just....just let it die. Get a PC and a Steam controller, LIKE AN ADULT.

*Fixed that for ya*

Well I want SOME ship leftover intact after I take it. And nothing scratches the paint quite like explosive decompression.

I used to play games...before 3.0 took a goddamn arrow to the knee and fell into a black hole.