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I really want to believe that this exact line is all you ever post on the forums. Around here, that statement will be in context more than anywhere else on the internet. Live the dream

Lies! Everyone knows that America invented GPS and jet-skiis. Uncle Sam: Crushing the competition since 1776. If we haven't beaten you at it yet, then we most likely don't care at all about "it"...Yet. Football? Yeah we got that. Oh, its not the same game that the rest of the world calls...

How dedicated to the industry gameplay do you expect your members to be? Could it be a part time gig for someone that has other main interests?

I'm going to swim out to this island, plant the good ole stars and stripes, then leave some good ole' fashion American piss water (Bud Light)

Oh my god! wh-....what did you do to us?! agh! My scalp is too shiny....You sick bastard.

Cousin! You're here! Welcome aboard the cool-train!

Is this new stuff or just a stitching together of things CIG has released before? Either way, all this is new to me! Looks like the character model they are using for the walkthrough is the old one that they were using forever. That means that the level of detail is going to be even better...

Who else wants to see if they can buy enough lube to squeeze their starfarer into a hidden cave? C'monnn Pirate Cave!

Welcome to TEST! Where the beer is always cold and the tactics are questionable at best!

Welcome to the storied halls of the great TEST Squadron. May your aurora feed the sun!

I was hired by the US government to infiltrate your ranks and conduct a study focused on the combat effectiveness of alcoholics in battle conditions. TEST made it very clear that it was a terrible idea and the project was abandoned almost immediately. To be honest, I just stuck around because...

Me plus a WHOLE lot of photoshop ;)

Good work everyone! I'm pumped for that dragonfly!!

HAH! Caught you red handed! You recognized those as words, you Filthy intellectualist SPAI! Take him away, boys!

Keep your politics out of my psychoanalysis!

I, too, eagerly await the return of luxurious velour to my wardrobe. Zapp for Emperor!

My reality has become a lie.

That quack doesn't know a damn thing. If I ever need help or advice, I just talk to my mother. My beautiful, beautiful mother.