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We're glad at least one of your ends is working, Glorious Leader.

“Will the servers on the Mercury be able to run Star Citizen at a decent frame rate in the game... that is the meta question of the day.” Hilarious. Also funny that when you were creating this video I was posting on the other thread asking how I can fly a ship without struts.

I watched the Ship Shape and I call “blatant sorcery” in the design. WTF are my struts?! I don’t know how I can possibly fly this without having my view obstructed by some seemingly foolish yet technically necessary strut holding the JPGs together. Glorious Leader, help us.

Thanks @OPSCHIEF ! Now that I made Conceirge and can buy this I might have to lol. I was warned about the rabbit hole, but I didn’t think I would tumble this fast.

Only a touch over $1k but I know I’m small time compared to some of the early backers with a big disposable income and a passion for JPGs.

I finally broke the barrier with the Apollo Triage! Now I will not only be able to pick up inebriated TESTies, hydrate up, and get them back on their bar stools, but I will do it with a top hat and monocle.

That’s why they need a third faction. Quit or divorce is so limiting. :)

My son steals taxis in GTA, then asks me to pull up a chair next to him like he’s giving me a ride somewhere. He's polite and asks if I'm in a rush - in which case he speeds. Otherwise he obeys traffic laws and drives normal. When we get to the destination he tells me the fare, so I throw him...

Doesn’t everyone live in NC? No one can afford the taxes anywhere else.

If discovered appropriating classified documents at a foreign consolate reception you should A) Express concern B) Act surprised C) Deny everything and D) All three. The answer is D) All three. It's common sense stuff. But it doesn’t mean I’m a spy.

Whenever I dig through the grey market, I check for this package, think about you and cry a little on the inside.

I think I've warmed up to this ship, even after all the disturbing images of what I thought it looked like. I figure in TEST we'll have a lot of use for it scraping up Aurora pilots and nursing them back to health. I just can't decide red (faster with less guns) or Jetfire (more armor and...

The variant looks like Jetfire got it on with Star Trek Voyager, while a Connie watched.

Very nice, congrats!

All your Ravens are belong to me.

What's the going price on ass?

I heard you like tanks. How about a tank that deploys little tanks who have tank shooters on them?

Impostors! Purge them by fire.

We should create TESTcoin and store the code in kegs to take down Bitcoin. There’s so much attention taken away from our Glorious Leader... it’s heresey! Even our Glorious Leader is affected by this! Free Montoya from the Bitcoin blockchain bonds that bind him. One TEST to rule them all!

It should be 890m to match the name, and you'll have to run from front to back otherwise the server will crash before you get there.