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Bollocks... Good job I know a place that does beer pong and 5 bottles of bud for a fiver then

I'm in where do i sign up?

Point in note... whats that massive roll of kitchen paper for?

Maybe it was your ingame character telling you that you need to check your diet.... That or something really interesting was going on in the verse and he was far too interested in Candy Crush to be bothered to get up...

Well I wouldn't want to appear to be a particular fountain of knowledge... I literally went round clicking on the little blue circle thingy's... I couldn't work out what was going on and was quite confused for about 5/10 minutes including a number of 'Turn it off and on again moments' I realised...

If you're gonna do something... like fuck up your shiny new ship do it properly :) and yeah, I got this because of the Hype for 3.0 and the new ship it seems that it will be designed to be what 3.0 is but will be the most self sufficient ship for a vaguely sensible price.

So got my shiny new Cutlass today.... totatally went round pressing buttons being like YEAH FREAKING AWESOME ITS GOT A FUCKING RAMP!!!!! Clicked some button that said powerplant... "Yeah this looks boooooring" flew around complained to Centimane about me ship being shit.... Then realised I...

The met police have a thing for putting stickers on other forces vehicles.. stations... hats... saying "I've met the met" http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2184826/Ive-met-Met-Two-police-officers-face-disciplinary-action-stuck-sticker-Welsh-police-van.html

Wow I feel so... moved my heart is quivering with emotional connections

YOLO MOFO Although I hope this isn't really the case as I just brought a Cutlass and that would be well shit

So I'm here to blow shit up.... Being the good mother she was my mother always told me to do the things I like with friends and I find that blowing stuff up on your own is so much less funny... mainly because I find my jokes shit and have a habit of ignoring my own conversation. Figured I'd try...