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Not sure if anyone else has noticed this, but theres some articles that Forbes did and also has reposted on their website from Quora which make the other article funny as wet beer-farts in a car (did I just poop myself . . .oh god did that smell just come out of me?!). Check em out. "Why have...

Your going about this all wrong. First, you need to get us all drunk with free beer. I recommend a pub. Lots of beer, and lots of tasty food that makes us hungry for more beer. I know this place called Tun Tavern, you'll love it. My buddy Bob Mullen runs the place, lets you open up a tab with a...

I say we drop this subject like an empty beer can for the next three months, then bring it up again like its a brand new and shocking revelation and go on a quest for @Montoya 's head.

Congrats on finally hitting the want-ads (lol). Serious though, only $3780, I thought we could at least get an easy $4000 for your mouth! https://robertsspaceindustries.com/spectrum/community/SC/forum/3/thread/hahaha-coming-for-your-top-man-test-squadron-laugh Lets give 3 beers to our glorious...

I like that this thread has been going since 2015. BEST THREAD EVER! WOooooooWOOOooo, keep the like train going baby.

Dude, this is the internet toothpaste. Once its out there no amount of lubrication and forced ramming can shove it back it the hole that it came out of. Might as well take a picture of it and send it over snap chat and hope that certain people don't see it, like your long forgotten girlfriend...

Alfa Romeo is actually an acronym for All Loosely Fitted Accessories Remain On Motorway Enraging Others. I never understood why luxury = expensive repair bills. Go buy a Toyota or a Honda, at least their drive trains last 300,000+ miles or more with regular maintenance.

Time for the rambling mans rant: I'd say welcome back, but I don't remember your front, and does that mean I would welcome you turning your back on me and leaving us once again? Why aren't we saying "welcome front"? Or is that a slang term for front'in, as in he was never really what he...

If I look Florence in the eye, does that mean I'm looking up her skirt?

Im about to have a hurricane with a girls name squat over me and teabag the shizzle out of us for days on end. . . and I didn't have to pay for it this time!

I found out through leaked documents from CIG that they are considering a new game mechanic called "Drink and Fly". It will now take your character twice as long to get passed out drunk at the bars. Whats worse is once your character does black out, you will wake up at your ships controls about...

No wonder montana took 1st place, theres like one guy in the whole state.

One time I drank something that was shaded blue and the next thing I know I was heaving up some light green all over the gutter. My friends said I was certifiable. . . does that count?

Guess I'm the odd one out here, I aint got no royalty or fancy relations wit lotsa money, but I am a great great great great great . . . (counts fingers) uhhh, great grandson of big bad John Billinton, he was the first man to get hung back at the Plymouth colony fer murder, so yeah! WOOO, lets...

If only there was some way we could put a rating on the video game to let parents know that its not safe for six year olds to play and should be limited to mature adults. . . . we could call it the "Video game content rating system" and we could even have a bunch of morally smart people decide...

Do they get a party gift bag when they leave for attending the jail party? caaaauuuuse I didn't get one, aaaaand I kinda would feel left out if they did and I didn't......

<cue patriotic music> Hello America, I'm "CAPTAIN OBVIOUS" and I'm here to save you. . . yes save you from your own ignorance. Did you know that us Americans have managed to be on the bleeding. . . I mean leading edge of life termination for over 100 years. Yes'sir, we sure are an innovative...

I vote for RESPONSIBLE gun ownership. But that's like saying "Now that you can drive, don't speed" to a teenager. People make the decision if they will use something for good or bad, and if its something that needs to be regulated and to what degree. I am a gun owner, but I'm also well trained...

Damn, wheres that button where I show you to stick it up your butt and twirl cause I don't like this thread... oh there it is, a big fist with a thumb sticking straight up. <click> ha, there, now ive shown you what for, take that you un-likeable fellow, with your unlikeable yet adorable avatar...

heheh, it sounds like he said nut-disco cause of the accent..... hehehe, nut, hehehehe.