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  1. Carlos Spicyweiner

    I made it :) .

    Heed this warning!^^^^^ I bought an expanse a few hours ago. I will be living on jellybeans and kool-aide until next week, and there is no "JPEGs Anonymous" for this monkey on my back. Oh well, I need to drop a few pounds anyway.
  2. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Expanse will go on sale tomorrow for all

    Anybody know what the loaner for this thing is? Just bought one and I haven't played the game today.
  3. Carlos Spicyweiner

    New Refinery Concept Ship: MISC Expanse

    The Prospector has 4 bags with a total capacity of 32 SCU. A skilled, steely-eyed miner with cat-like reflexes (like me...I also happen to be incredibly good looking), can fill that thing with 1 good rock in about 10 minutes. The Argo MOLE has 8 bags with a total capacity of 96 SCU. Takes a...
  4. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Refueling

    Seems that there is going to have to be a major tweak to every facet of the economy. Higher payouts for delivery and sale of every type of goods and services, fuel surcharges, wholesale fuel prices to the Cry-Astros. I would particularly like to see fueling contracts with the UEE, the guvmint...
  5. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Why do I keep waking up like this??!?!?!

    I'M NOT VACCINATED FOR THAT!!!
  6. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Why do I keep waking up like this??!?!?!

    Check your ammo count before you bed log and after you wake up. If you have less ammo when you wake up, you're a sleep murderer. If you have MORE ammo when you wake up, you probably looted those poor slobs... and you're still a sleep murderer. Hope this helps you sleep a little better!
  7. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Free Beer?...Water,...Wwwwhhhhaaaaaaaat?

    I have always loved the Redeemer. Now I know my love has not been in vain...
  8. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Hello fellow Citizens

    Great, another collage boy with a huge vocabulary! Welcome to TEST!🍻
  9. Carlos Spicyweiner

    New Hangar Doorstop

    He’s one of my heroes! BTW, welcome to TEST!
  10. Carlos Spicyweiner

    New Hangar Doorstop

    I think I have everyone beat. A few months ago, I went outside in my tightey whiteys to plug in the battery charger for my motorcycle. It was pretty late so I thought I could get away with it, but the houses are VERY close together. So, as you might have guessed, I locked myself out. So began a...
  11. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Hiya! I'm Waffles!

    Welcome to TEST! Do you have bail money?
  12. Carlos Spicyweiner

    God I LOVE Xenothreat!

    I loved it! Got to do everything in the game except piracy and punching a bitch! I get to tell my grandchildren that I was a starboard top turret gunner on a Retaliator bomber with 3 xeno kills to my credit and got wounded. Once, I got killed when I crashed my Avenger landing on Jericho to...
  13. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Nice to meet yall

    Yes, yes we’re all very proud of him, but as I’ve said before, it takes real brain power to put the shoes on the correct feet. welcome to TEST Amun!
  14. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Can Star Citizen keep up its record level of funding in 2022?

    🤞 And you're welcome! It's been fun!
  15. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Can Star Citizen keep up its record level of funding in 2022?

    I have an embarrassingly huge member( …er, sorry…got my Internet forums mixed up there🙄). I meant to say I have an embarrassingly huge amount of money tied up in this “game”, but I kind of came to my senses in 2018 and I don’t think I’ve paid full price for a jpeg ever since. And definitely...
  16. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Cat Mods

    Meh. No bar module. (JK, that stuff looks great!)
  17. Carlos Spicyweiner

    New Years resolutions 2022

    I just found out that my "free" healthcare promised to me by the military upon my retirement is gonna cost me so much that I have to work an extra 2 years (Iwas originally going to call it quits in March, when I turn 65) longer. Oh well. The job isn't really that demanding, but the only...
  18. Carlos Spicyweiner

    MEDIC!!!! MEDIC!!!!!!

    That looks like it could come in handy...for stuff...and things.🙄
  19. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Drake Cutlass Steel?

    We are probably going to see these things in pirate raids against land installations. They're cheap and expendable and they carry an impressive number of rum-soaked kamikazes willing to die for the booty. I'll stick with my Valk.
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