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  1. Carlos Spicyweiner

    "I'm doing my part!"

    Hmmm... So you are susceptible to peer pressure? That may prove useful!! Welcome to TEST !!
  2. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Name your favorite Dog Fighter!

    I don't like jousting. Its just a small war of attrition to me. But I own almost every fighter in the game, my intention being to either loan or rent out to NPCs and TESTies who want to fly security and escort for my large industrial ship-based activities. Any of my personal military shenanigans...
  3. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Name your favorite Dog Fighter!

    I agree, two Caterpillars blazing away at each other with those size 6 cannons puts a tingle in my nether regions too!
  4. Carlos Spicyweiner

    What does owning a "LUXURY" ship do for you (and Star Citizen)?

    1. Why did you buy a "luxury" ship (i.e. 300i, Phoenix, 600i or 890Jump)? I envisioned my Phoenix to be the boat I took out on the weekend, the 600i is the explorer variant 2. How will you use it in the universe? I had no clue until just this second, see #4 3. What type of missions would you...
  5. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Nautilus brochure and related data

    I can see a use for these, either military or industrial. For instance, say I find a couple of juicy planets I want to strip mine with my Orion. I could hire a few of these things to plant a precise, orderly minefield around the operation, and those mine sweepers could disappear until I finished...
  6. Carlos Spicyweiner

    My solo adventures in an Aurora, 3.6.1 (story time)

    Alien dildos are illegal cargo?! Crap! Gotta rethink my entire corporate strategy now. The damn Banu Merchantman is pretty useless now!
  7. Carlos Spicyweiner

    The Ship Melt You Regret the Most?

    The Prowler. I had no use for it, but it was pretty
  8. Carlos Spicyweiner

    I guess I'm new here ha

    Sounds to me like you are on the fence as to mining, and you don't know if you're new here or not. You're confused. That's okay. You belong here. Welcome to TEST! Make up your mind about the mining thing though. You only got about another decade or so before the game goes live!
  9. Carlos Spicyweiner

    PSA: TEST has no sister, affiliate or weird made up shitty relationship with any other org

    Glorious Leader should go to the UN! I would go, but I only have a high school diplomacy
  10. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Brain-computer interface is getting closer

    Not looking forward to my computer getting stupider
  11. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Ballista giveaway and review! TESTies were harmed in the making of this video.

    Cool! A command and control ballsack! You could deploy the forward sections in a perimeter defense around the missile sections, when the missiles are gone, the cab runs in, hooks up and skedaddles to the rear to rearm. Really hoping that surface to surface munitions are in development, not every...
  12. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Ballista giveaway and review! TESTies were harmed in the making of this video.

    I wish to own this...I shall name it "Balls"...Balls the Ballista
  13. Carlos Spicyweiner

    I hope you can see this cause i am o7'ing as hard as I can

    o7 harder, dang it!!(Welcome to TEST)
  14. Carlos Spicyweiner

    I'm back that's right

    It's in the napkin file with the plans for the death star!
  15. Carlos Spicyweiner

    I'm back that's right

    Welcome back!!
  16. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Bought a Valkyrie for my birthday!

    That don't fit no 20 storm troopers! Bought one of these for my "want a new bike that doesn't weigh 800 pounds" day(literally traded in an 800 pound Indian Cheiftain for it)Gonna miss my bagger!: Dang if that thing doesn't look like something out of Star Citizen though! Beautiful! Ride safe!
  17. Carlos Spicyweiner

    "Pre-owned" helmet?

    I have found Gorilla tape to be superior to duck tape(only logical seeing as how a gorilla can whup the tar out of almost any duck), therefore I believe that the tape on that helmet is actually Gorilla Tape, also, it's like, 1000 years in the future, right? That's probably some advanced tape...
  18. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Um Oops?

    Ah! The Dodge Ram Power Wagon 4X4 of the Freelancer family! Why are you hauling Pop Tarts with it? I make a lot more money hauling illegal drugs with mine!
  19. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Hangers

    Thanks Mitch!(I needed help with the " hangEr")
  20. Carlos Spicyweiner

    It's my Birthday!!

    Happy birthday Maynard!
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