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Hey, this book about you is "a magnum opus and a major literary work of 20th century Iran"! Count your blessings, you could be a Family Guy character!

That...was hilarious...and not exactly how I remember it going down, must be the rot gut booze *reaches for a PBR, no more rot gut for this Testie*

I support massaging any safe, lubricating product into the general groin region

Shia Labeouf is the greatest actor of this generation!(and Megan Fox is almost his equal). Have you never seen "Holes", man? Welcome to TEST!

That don't look like no vanduul shipyard to me

...and Repair, Rearm, Refuel

Running like a Swiss...car, for me

If the bar is going to be high for entry into professions, I'm gonna end up restocking Big Benny's machines or loading cargo with my mighty Argo.

Just saw the first episode and immediately identified with the main character. No, no...not a combat ready badass, but I HAVE awakened naked, covered in slime and in a bad mood many times!

Yes, but I have a gold space suit AND a monocle! And notice the haughty, superior expression on my face(which looks VERY much like YOUR face!)as I approach you and ask for spare change!

I voted for Don't do it because its a trap, but then I thought, I fell for the trap so why shouldn't someone else! Sacrifice your wallet to CIG and join me down here in the swamp! It smells funny and I'm broke, but I have a gold space suit and a monocle!

Just found out I is a "Space Marshall"! Got this gold space suit and a metal card to prove it...bow before me

Just stopped in for a few more beers, then it's off to sell more blood and semen. In a couple months you guys can call me Carlos Legatus Navium Gluteus Maximus!(memo to self: Pick up 55 gallon drum of lotion at Costco, renew subscription to "Big un's")

I ran away from an AURORA the other night after using all my tarantula ammo on it. I was in a Buccaneer

OOOOOOOOOOOkay! Time for a drink or nine to get that picture out of my head

War really does stink

EWWWWW!

Find out if there's a bathroom in the Nova tonk