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On the contrary! I try to see at least one movie each decade

Oh please, no. Not another thing that makes me wake up in the ezhab wondering WTF happened!

That is a very satisfying scene in what I consider to be one of the most important motion pictures since the origin of cinema

Wow! Evocati and PTU for a MONTH!

Why did you put a poo emoji on Fearless Leader's head?

Yeah, mostly urine samples and stuff...but technically we do test stuff

Shit, that's all I need. A bunch of elite snake eaters that can kick my ass along with everyone else in the universe. (yeah, I upvoted it)

This is me in my Carrack(and every other non-military ship I own). A Carrack is a money-maker, and Carlos gots to get paid. Those big military ships have to be fueled and armed and crewed and there has to be a return on that investment. My military commitments to the org will be fulfilled by the...

If shaving a Sasquatch is anything like I imagine it to be, we're gonna have to start a go fund me page for razor blades

NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE!

I think virtually anything will fit in a Reclaimer. You just have to grind it up first

Memo to self: If you honk your horn on a planet with no atmosphere, no one can hear the horn. Which is ironic because you can hear yourself fart in a spacesuit.

Got my "licence". Don't know why though, this Cyclone is just going to be a land based Aurora as far as I'm concerned, i.e. I'm gonna crash into shit I can't otherwise kill with it. I bought two that I plan on CCUing to the AA and recon variants. Anyone know the smallest ship they'll fit into yet?

Yeah, I foresee living in a lot of ships that I wreck. I think SC is going to evolve into a galactic trailer park.

Oh my! I would look good on that! It's sciency!

It's how you spell "maniacal" when your org doesn't have ivy league mods!

I've never heard of an ejaculation seat

I think your cat is on to something, you should forward this to Montoya immediately

I resent being called ivy league. I spent 9 years in high school trying to avoid college.