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  1. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Navigators

    My preference would be for the navigator to be the pilot also. I just want to be the captain, to be able to say "nav, get us out of here!", and nav hits the gas to a predetermined safe point, or points, and the escorts already know were to rendezvous with us. Simply being the captain, I can get...
  2. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Control Setup

    I was using two T16000Ms, but I switched to a TM Warthog HOTAS. The only gripe I had with the T16000Ms was keeping the 10 million buttons straight in combat. I was constantly ejecting or initiating the self-destruct when all I wanted to do was go to cruise or lower the landing gear. Now I do the...
  3. Carlos Spicyweiner

    TEST mentioned in the PC Gamer SC article

    PROPAGANDA!!! Livin' rent free in their heads!
  4. Carlos Spicyweiner

    What is your Ship Names?

    I want my call sign to be "Sphincter Underwear Milkshake"
  5. Carlos Spicyweiner

    DCS World

    That is the understatement of the year! I have 6 planes and 3 helicopters, and if I ever start feeling cocky about being a (sim)pilot, I just fire up DCS and crash repeatedly for no discernible reason.
  6. Carlos Spicyweiner

    The Ship Naming Vote-a-thon (Submissions Thread)

    Carrack-Montoya's Biltong Aquilla-Walking Catfish Freelacer DUR-Kate Upton Herald-Edward Snowden Starfarer-Miss Piggy Smut Mama Mustang Beta-Alien Face Hugger Avenger Warlock-Psycho Waddler Here's four, it's all I could think of. Where is the beer? I was told there would be beer and snacks, damn it!
  7. Carlos Spicyweiner

    So..... Dad and I just bought a Polaris....

    I think it looks like a cowbell. A very heavily armed and dangerous cowbell, but a cowbell nevertheless!
  8. Carlos Spicyweiner

    So..... Dad and I just bought a Polaris....

    Wow! It sure is...pointy!(in a good way). But I have to pass on this one because I just bought TWO quadcopter drones that I REALLY needed!(durp)
  9. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Test Run-in at Panera Bread Corvallis Oregon

    Just ordered mine! Thanks for the link, Stars! Hope they can fit my name on that thing(even though I spelled it wrong:oops:)
  10. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Someone Recruit That Bird!

    Yeah, yeah, the bird is obviously a Testie. But did anyone even notice that Norwegian Corvettes can travel on WATER? Can the Polaris do that? Maybe we should look into melting the Redeemer for one of these Norwegian Corvettes!
  11. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Poll: Sell the Org Redeemer and put it towards the Polaris?

    Definitely NOT a yes man...so, Si, Jefe!
  12. Carlos Spicyweiner

    TEST Squadron already crashing at CIG offices

    I think it was permanently mounted that way. #WINNING!
  13. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Polaris $750

    I love my Mustang, but I've always wanted a 'vette
  14. Carlos Spicyweiner

    I want to put my Merlin into your Freelancer

    Just cigarettes and cuddling, they're 2 different species!
  15. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Thoughts about and around Star Citizen: Around the Verse 3.9 - UK

    I'm gonna live in that watermelon helmet
  16. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Theorycrafting a Simple Bording

    If the core fighters of the game cannot be refueled by a Starfarer they are escorting, then I'm selling mine. Fighters are a necessary evil as far as I'm concerned. There has to be an alternative to the WW2 escort tactics of "you guys are on your own because we're bingo fuel" Let's say I'm...
  17. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Take this as a reason to record your gameplay at all times.

    Preach on, sister! I hate those bastards!
  18. Carlos Spicyweiner

    I'm just here for the lemonade

    Hello Nificent, yes, your name was self explanatory! Welcome to TEST!
  19. Carlos Spicyweiner

    GTX 1070 setup?

    Thanks Cosmic. It really has made a difference in DCS and I'm firing up some ED today(and maybe dusting off Kerbal Space Program)to see if the hype is true.
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