We are an organisation built on drunks and idiots. Of course everything is going to be mistaken for everything given enough time.
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It was Sasquach.
5, if we only count the ones Varku has mistaken as cookies.
5, if we count total Varku has destroyed.
6, if we count total mistaken as cookies
~56 000 total monitors across all of TEST.
Just wanted to make sure I translated it ok. Google Translate doesn't really work with puns and I haven't studied Spanish for 5 years :P
(even if I did study it for 6 years before that, and lived in Madrid between the ages of 4 and 6)