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  1. maynard

    Finding player crew for your multi-crew ship

    the problem with hiring NPCs for crew is that they're like keeping horses for transportation just as you have to feed a horse whether you ride it or not you have to pay NPCs whether you're actively flying with them or not and as a rule, TESTes are more entertaining than their NPC equivalents...
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    5 freaking years? Already?!?

    happy TESTiversary to our most prolific poster! nobody deserves the likes they get more here's to five more years of practicing patience together, you're one of the people that keeps it fun
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    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    I'd be happy to help best car has best color scheme - you know which one just keep that one and send the rest to me you're welcome
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    What the heck!? Chris is making a killing

    I could have so much fun with this but this is TEST, nobody here likes scatological humor, amirite?
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    I've made a monster of a package

    I've got a monster of a package myself but I'm not showing it to you ...
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    Amazing Star Citizen fan made Drake promo

    first! how does he make in-game footage with unreleased ships? it's magic, I tell ya
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    What the heck!? Chris is making a killing

    what we really need is an entire studio devoted to server meshing and the other yet-t-be-solved backend issues
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    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    my posts here usually get fewer likes than my posts elsewhere but if anyone thinks that will stop me posting K-pop videos here, think again cultural assimilation is a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it
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    Montoya's EPIC Mercury Star Runner Review

    ha ha, when I switched to YouTube to watch in full-screen mode I got an ad for Eve Online ... my criticism - why isn't there a bong on the table in the Recreation Area?
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    Organization Reputation

    nobody in TEST wants the job of vetting members - it's not what we're about nobody in TEST wants the job of booting 'non-compliant' members hence, no initiative to manage Org-wide rep will ever get off the ground - it will be what it will be but you're welcome to try if you want to be 'that...
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    Rumors being spread on spectrum of how nice our glorious leader is!

    for rules, ask a Moderator my advice ... any avatar is better than no avatar keep it safe-for-work, family friendly pick something that shows a little wit or expresses your personality have fun with it - you're on the right track 🤟
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    Rumors being spread on spectrum of how nice our glorious leader is!

    I change the avatar monthly - think of it like a pinup calendar currently in the rotation: hot Asian ladies, cute animals, a couple of other random pics next up - Maynard G. Krebs (the G is silent) in his Santa stocking cap
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    Rumors being spread on spectrum of how nice our glorious leader is!

    Spectrum has no credibility only the Devs on Spectrum have any credibility so an endorsement there actually works against you but who cares if we're liked or not? isn't it better to be feared?
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    What ship would you live in?

    any ship with a bed, a shitter and room for a kegerator and a popcorn maker will work for me
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    Eradicator Throwing Shade at Montoya

    *yawn* watching someone whine about Dear Leader is as boring as watching Dear Leader argue with people whining about the pace of development
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    Inside Star Citizen Nov 5th deeper dive

    anything worth doing is worth doing to es-cess expecially pronunciation
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    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    more of a League of Legends promo voiced by idols - don't look for it on the charts here's the real thing - an anime of an actual K-Pop hit
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    Cloning your body in Star Citizen?

    this lose your fear of dying, expand your gameplay possibilities exponentially also, I want 'clone jumping' a la Eve Online as a workaround for long travel times it's a fucking game, I want to blow shit up, not spend the majority of my available time in transit from point A to point B
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