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  1. Varku

    If you could declare war on an NPC corporation.....

    I would declare War on Benny, not beacuse he may kill people. I just want to have my free supply of Noodles.
  2. Varku

    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    Well, if you're in need of guardian of the Galaxy trailers.... (I can totaly undewrstand that, my Hype level is at least on the level when SC 3.0 was anounced at Gamescom) Well, from the First movie, we all know, that Groot has some sick dance moves. As this "concept art" displays, we will see...
  3. Varku

    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    Don't you slap around here. (sexy slaps are okay I guess) Violence is not a solution esp not in this case. Do you want to talk about your Problem, do you need a hug?
  4. Varku

    Selling RSI Account

    Who is talking about quitting TEST? (I'm not one of them!) I know some dudes who have taken a break from TEST. Maybe I'll have to take a Break for my self ;( If we must kill these guys I demand that the Subject get's roadkilled by an Aurora or at least by a Beerfarer
  5. Varku

    Selling RSI Account

    Well, I'm done with the Game. I'm not done jet with TEST. And I will never be done with Cookies. Okay maybe when it comes to Tracking or Ginger Cookies. (can't decide which one is worse) Shitposts may be coming your way.
  6. Varku

    Selling RSI Account

    I still love the Game, but I can't handle gaming and having the Money is also nice. TL;DR: Package Mustang Omega upgraded to Herald Melt Value 30$ CCU Value 85$ Standalone Dragonfly LTI 35$ Store Credit 45$ Some nice Buyback options Large Collection of 0$ CCU Some Cosmetic fluff Total Raw Value...
  7. Varku

    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    wor..waht? That's a very dificult word! Me don't understand, me need to eat more Cookies. Maybe I should call a Cookie-Faktory so they pay me for "testing" their Cookies.
  8. Varku

    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    Uhh SPAI Sam is a SPAI he has secretly filmed one of my trips in the PU! SPAI Cookies!:cookie::cookie::cookie::cookie::cookie::cookie: and a cup of hot Chocolat:coffee: PS: facebook is evil, here is an other source for that Video( still evil, but an other evil Android users are doomed anyways....)
  9. Varku

    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    There is only one Situation, when you can say no to a Cookie: When you have to choose between a Ginger Cookie and an other Cookie. In That special case, you may say no to the ginger flavoured Cookie. In all other Cases you'll obviusly choose both Cookies. PS: Once you've eathen the other...
  10. Varku

    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    No need to excuse, I got you covered, you were busy listening to good music! Evidence Piece A.
  11. Varku

    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    Wait Necro? This theard was never dead. Anyway, COOKIES!
  12. Varku

    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    Okay, I get it you're in the demand of Cookies. I can totaly understand it, and I support this movement. So let's get started. Latly I've discovered this beauty, a Cookie gun. How I imagine myself when I use it: How the Kitchen looks like when I'm done: And here is why I would do it...
  13. Varku

    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    Look at this cute happy fellow... Awww
  14. Varku

    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    Back to the Frontpage!
  15. Varku

    HAPPY PI DAY

    Agree on that, meanwhile here are some PI-Songs: The classic one: The Child song: The Popmusic version .... Damm, I feel so nerdy.
  16. Varku

    HAPPY PI DAY

    You're just jealus that we're so sexy don't you?:nerd:
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    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    In case you're still looking forward to your dayly "awww-Moment" https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aRmX7Py_460sv.mp4
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    HAPPY PI DAY

    In germany we have a phrase "PI mal daumen" (literaly Pi times thumb) we use it similar to the english phrase round about. the answer to everything is 42. So we get the following equation: PI x Thumb = 42 By rearanging that, we get Thumb = 42/PI Which leaves us with: Thumb ~ 13.37 1337 is...
  19. Varku

    [FORUM BREAKING] NOT ENOUGH SHITPOSTING

    Yes, but you are only allowed to write in Comic Sans Caps!
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