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oh no, i was distracted, there was a leibniz truck passing by my window, it was a long hunt, but after 6 hours the truck stopped... Let's just assume the Cookies switched ownership in a gentelmans agreement. Does anybody here knows how to hide a big ass truck?

wake up, wake up, there is shitpost duty waiting for you. Call @CrudeSasquatch this is a national security issue. We need to raise the shitpost level or somethingt may or may not happen Please panic now!

sooo, more of that?

Welcome to the party. PS: WTF you're still alive isn't everything trying to poison you down there?

My first enjoyable english lesson:

How about a 6 day Weekend and we delete Monday? If you realy need to work, at least you get paid more for working on the weekend.

Build a Wall!

Jeah Sundys with all this holy things going on and the Mondays following it.... can we jsut bann them?

I'm impressed, you just passed the turing test.

Japanese forces are close behind. Lately they managed to keep the barrel of a non moving tank stable enough to place wineglasses on it. They even showed of how to drink that wine quickly.

or Cookiers? Imagine the joy of eating a ~70kg Cookie! (Would this count as murder?)

I o..uuu..mmm, I want that so hard, I'm losing my language , HELP ehh, thim naha eff shimhim naha ne gimmi that

tl;dr: Some guys asked a doucheback if it's okay to take everthing from him, he says yes, so they took everything. The now lonely douchback realize his mess and decide it would have been better if he would have said no, so he started to fight back and won't stop until he has everything back or a...

Can someone send some Dramakillers to INN? They may need them. Thank you

Flying a drone can be great fun, but keep in mind: A drone is not a toy! Check the rules for flying RC-Airplanes of your country before you take off. These things can cause great damage to others, keep them and yourself save. Have fun out there, but stick to the rules, they exist for a reason...

@Blind Owl Oh boy oh boy oh boy, send @CrudeSasquatch my best whishes when he calls at the weekend, tell him I love him and that I may even save the last Cookie for him.

Funfact: It is actually his fault, because muscels are havier than fat... And he agrees on that statement.

Everyone need Cookies, it's not always easy to get the most awesome Cookies, so let me share some advice: The best Cookies i have bought until now are From Ben's Cookies in London The best selfmade Cookies I have eat so far where from my Grandma, but she isn't able to do complex things like...

lol, took until now till i get this, lol nope not gonna correct my mistake :D