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I am happy to hear that we have a recruit young enough to DD for us. Yay, the cargo might actually arrive this time!

If you ever need a nearly comatose gunner for your Connie, you've found one!

pew pew like so http://churchm.ag/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Star-Wars-Laser-Gun-Pew-Pew.jpg

Questionable greetings are what we're all about!

I like very much thinking that there are official smuggling channels.

Han Solo is the best answer to this question.

If you are piloting an Aurora, there is no better place. This is a fact. If you are piloting it poorly, or self-destructively: welcome home.

Currently playing Bloodborne. This tells me that you have the masochistic streak necessary to achieve greatness here.

If you see me parked on an asteroid, I'm not parked. I have achieved the ultimate in TEST goals: stranding myself in an asteroid field due to inebriation, ineptitude, or a combination of the two.

Joining TEST is the first sign of your greatness.

Only one way to verify if you are Montoya-kin: liver stress test.

Slumlord is taking the Soviet Red Army Volunteer Program approach. I approve deeply of this approach.

Voyager, eh? That's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for ya. Actually it already has because you are now part of the most elite drinking team to ever play an MMO space sim a year before its release. Welcome!

I only have a Cutlass, but I'm calling it Vega Vacationer.

12345? I have the same combination on my nuclear arsenal.

This might be the default profession for Test, based on evidence from the forums. Hahahaha

Profession: Wild Card

Shit just got real. Did we just become best friends? YUP!

I'm sorry, I guess I wasn't clear: I was talking about his nipples. They are his long range scanners. They see you when you're sleeping. They know when you're awake. They know when you've been bad or good so rub with aloe for goodness sake.

Supposedly he was born in a mental institution and he sleeps only one hour a night. He's a great man. Do you know about Montoya?