And Momma' told me all the drinkin' wouldnt get me anywhere

[GorgonPornstar]

Where you from stranger?
Texas, USA

What drew you to Star Citizen?
Bigass ships, bigass guns, and the ability to ruin peoples' day.

What do you look forward to most in Star Citizen? (PVP, Exploration, etc)
PVP, PVE, PVPVE. Mostly piracy and drunken shenanigans.

What was the first game you remember playing?
Wolfenstein 3D

What other games do you play?
Arma 3, Insurgency, Killing Floor, Company of Heroes 2, Red Orchestra 2, Day Z

How did you first hear about Test Squadron and what convinced you to join?
About 20 minutes ago randomly searching Orgs on RSI's website. The Friday Night Drunk Flights.

Picard or Kirk?
John D. Rico, you apes.

Edit: Arma 3 was not amongst the first games I played...

 

[Montoya]

How did you first hear about Test Squadron and what convinced you to join?
About 20 minutes ago randomly searching Orgs on RSI's website. The Friday Night Drunk Flights.

Something is wrong if it takes 20min to find us!

Should I put some bikini girls on our logo?

Also, you guys have to see what he submitted as his application:

Hello Test Squadron, my old friend,
I've come to talk with you again,
Because a vision softly creeping,
Left its seeds while I was sleeping,
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the 'verse.

In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone,
'Neath the halo saturn,
I turned my visor to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of an aurora engine
That split the night
And touched the 'verse.

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more.
People drunkenly crashing auroras,
People planning intricate missions,
People writing stories to roleplay in
And no one dared
Disturb the glorious leader Montoya.

"Fools," said I, "You do not know –
Test grows like cancer
Hear my words that I might teach you.
Hold my beer so that I might reach you."
But my words like silent raindrops fell
And echoed in the wells of my escape pod

And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made.
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming.
And the sign said, FRIDAY NIGHT DRUNK SQUAD!
And whispered in the 'verse.

 

[SPRNinja]

Something is wrong if it takes 20min to find us!

Should I put some bikini girls on our logo?

Also, you guys have to see what he submitted as his application:

Hello Test Squadron, my old friend,
I've come to talk with you again,
Because a vision softly creeping,
Left its seeds while I was sleeping,
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the 'verse.

In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone,
'Neath the halo saturn,
I turned my visor to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of an aurora engine
That split the night
And touched the 'verse.

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more.
People drunkenly crashing auroras,
People planning intricate missions,
People writing stories to roleplay in
And no one dared
Disturb the glorious leader Montoya.

"Fools," said I, "You do not know –
Test grows like cancer
Hear my words that I might teach you.
Hold my beer so that I might reach you."
But my words like silent raindrops fell
And echoed in the wells of my escape pod

And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made.
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming.
And the sign said, FRIDAY NIGHT DRUNK SQUAD!
And whispered in the 'verse.

i find this acceptable, welcome to test

 

[WarrenPeace]

Welcome to TEST! I admire your abuse of Simon and Garfunkel (assuming I had the right tune in my head as I head that) and if you convince Montoya to add bikini models to our logo, you're well on the way to greatness.

 

[PhosphorusForFun]

Welcome to TEST, and i add my support to bikini girls.

 

[GorgonPornstar]

Something is wrong if it takes 20min to find us!

Should I put some bikini girls on our logo?

Titties.. everywhere. Tis' the only way to reach out to the truly enlightened ones.

 

[Halvix]

Titties.. everywhere. Tis' the only way to reach out to the truly enlightened ones.

I like the way this guy thinks... Welcome to TEST!

 

[Frisbeerocker]

Your choice of sci-fi hero is not heresy. I get the strange feeling this new TESTie is Commissar material. If he looked anythinig like this while writing that application, I'd gladly welcome him.

 

[Arrangingstars]

I wrote a poem for my application too! Sadly I don't still have it and it is lost to the stars.. Anyway, welcome. Hope to see you around, and if you feel like it, hop on Mumble with us some day so we can shoot the shit!

 

[GorgonPornstar]

Alas, that bit of poetry is not mine. I simply modified Simon & Garfunkel's "The Sound of Silence" in a drunken haze. What in the hell is 'Mumble'???

Your choice of sci-fi hero is not heresy. I get the strange feeling this new TESTie is Commissar material. If he looked anythinig like this while writing that application, I'd gladly welcome him.

I looked even better than that.

 

[Frisbeerocker]

Mumble is a VoIP program. We use it to communicate. Basically its just our little hangout where we can all drunkenly rabble at each other.

 

[GorgonPornstar]

Is it like TS or Vent? If so, why not just use TS or Vent?

 

[Halvix]

Is it like TS or Vent? If so, why not just use TS or Vent?

Mumble is better. I'm too drunk to explain, but here's this if you're interested http://www.leetspeak.com.au/mumblevtsvvent.php