because your hypnotic application form told me to...

[mromutt]

As long as you provide the snorkel.

Dont have any snorkels on hand but we have old used fuel lines we could use ;)

 

[UbEcLoWn]

Dont have any snorkels on hand but we have old used fuel lines we could use ;)

done.

 

[ThomSirveaux]

I don't know what that means.

It means "Fixed that for you"

 

[EpilepticCricket]

i hope that was more than enough reasons to let me join your crew.
keep the beer cold, we will need it.

We need a reason to join? Oh man.. a LOT of people better start coming up with something quick!

Just know that you aren't allowed to have a voice that is sexier than Montoya's (which is incredibly sexy). Not that we'll kick you out or anything, but I don't think we can handle that much sexy on our voice comms without all of our pilots switching to HOTAS. If you know what I mean.

Welcome to TEST!

 

[Grimbli]

without all of our pilots switching to HOTAS. If you know what I mean.

Making me play with something I haven't touched since I was thirteen and causes me to jerk it around wildly in hopes I can get the job done half as well?

 

[Blind Owl]

Making me play with something I haven't touched since I was thirteen and causes me to jerk it around wildly in hopes I can get the job done half as well?

Hehehehe

 

[EpilepticCricket]

Making me play with something I haven't touched since I was thirteen and causes me to jerk it around wildly in hopes I can get the job done half as well?

It's just like any TESTie flying an Aurora. It ends in an explosion and you're happy you did it.

 

[julu]

Just know that you aren't allowed to have a voice that is sexier than Montoya's (which is incredibly sexy). Not that we'll kick you out or anything, but I don't think we can handle that much sexy on our voice comms without all of our pilots switching to HOTAS. If you know what I mean.

so much sexual innuendo in such a small post.
since i always strictly adhere to any rules and regulations, i started gargling with nails and cigarette butts this morning. and ate a cigar.

Making me play with something I haven't touched since I was thirteen and causes me to jerk it around wildly in hopes I can get the job done half as well?

that's my patented flying style. twist those knobs, pull some levers, panic, push all the buttons, and jerk the stick wildly in hopes of making my crash count...

I love your intro so much! >_< Welcome!! Join us on Discord (our voice comms) anytime. I have got to hear this voice.. >_>; You can find our Discord Widget which you can connect to by going to the homepage where it's located on the left.

thank you, i spent years of mastering the secret art of writing up witty writs by studying the writing and speeches of people like thomas of aquin, martin luther king, kim jong un and machiavelli just for this one intro. just 4 days ago, the old wise monk that is widely known as the master of elaborate applications, who lives on top of doomed-resume-mountain, which can only be reached my climbing the 2342 stairs of li lk'unt the arselicker, sent me on my way into the wide world with kind words. actually, he said 'piss off, owner of clumsy hands who breaks pencils, and stop consuming the beer from my fridge', but that's more than i was hoping for. so i guess it was just the natural progression to put my application-writing skils to the TEST (pun intended).

i'll look into discord as soon as i get some gametime, and thanks a huge bunch for the great welcome !

edit: yes, i am a compulsory pusher of buttons. even the edit-button needs to be clicked multipe times to satisfy my cravings.

 

[CosmicTrader]

Great intro.

Welcome to TEST SQUADRON.