Social module is fun and Area Commander controls my anger,
The only thing left to do is drool over my hangar.
My fleet is so pretty, so deadly, and so diverse
I can't wait to kill some Vanduul at the edge of the Verse
Maybe I'll find treasure, sell some gas, or just go from A to B
Hopefully some noob who thinks he's a pirate will entertain me
I'll jam his comms, hack his ship, and make him rue the day
that he thought that Aurora ES is good enough to get away
Once his system go dark and he begins to drift,
I'll do him a solid and offer a lift.
The fare for such a ride will not be cheap.
That pitiful little ship will be mine to keep.
It could be worse. I could just leave him to float
And keep the comm open so that he can hear me gloat.
No I have a better plan in mind for such a catch
On Cathcart I can sell him for some always needed scratch
Once the deed is done, I'll head back to Prime,
land my ship, head to the bar, and chuckle about my crime
I know this isn't real and it's only a game
but I'm a Star Citizen and War Pig is my name.
The only thing left to do is drool over my hangar.
My fleet is so pretty, so deadly, and so diverse
I can't wait to kill some Vanduul at the edge of the Verse
Maybe I'll find treasure, sell some gas, or just go from A to B
Hopefully some noob who thinks he's a pirate will entertain me
I'll jam his comms, hack his ship, and make him rue the day
that he thought that Aurora ES is good enough to get away
Once his system go dark and he begins to drift,
I'll do him a solid and offer a lift.
The fare for such a ride will not be cheap.
That pitiful little ship will be mine to keep.
It could be worse. I could just leave him to float
And keep the comm open so that he can hear me gloat.
No I have a better plan in mind for such a catch
On Cathcart I can sell him for some always needed scratch
Once the deed is done, I'll head back to Prime,
land my ship, head to the bar, and chuckle about my crime
I know this isn't real and it's only a game
but I'm a Star Citizen and War Pig is my name.
