Bro-etry, literary chili cheese burgers.

KingNerd

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Jul 14, 2015
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I found this book and wanted to share with you the secrets that lay within. This my brothers and sisters of test, is for you!

Broetry By Brian McGackin

Is Wawa open? Yes or no?
We need to stop if it's not closed
To stock up for the party. Shit!
But Wawa doesn't sell beer, though.

I'm such an ass. I must admit
I'd completely forgotten it:
Convenience stores don't sell booze here.
Now how the hell will we get lit?

We've only got two racks of beer
And one bottle of Everclear;
That's just enough for maybe three
Or four of us. It would appear

That some of us will have to be
Spending the night alcohol-free.
I guess I'll drink lemonade tea,
I guess I'll drink lemonade tea.
 

MzHartz

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May 24, 2015
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Beautiful.
 
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