How the shit did you get in there?!
That suit looks WAY too big. And, uhh, it doesn't appear that you took it off. Did you maybe...mess...your suit?
Can you pick me up at Kareah station?
- Thread starter CrudeSasquatch
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That suit looks WAY too big. And, uhh, it doesn't appear that you took it off. Did you maybe...mess...your suit?
Wtf?! Someone drone drop him some beer STAT!
On second thought, drones over a base probably isn't the best idea...
I ran up behind someone doorcamping last night.
Shot him in the back. Deader than a toad on a stick!
Maybe they can eat him....
I don't see it being an issue. :P
True, it'd be worse over a trailer park. They'd try to shoot it down.
I'm starting a ferrying service between hex and FKS. Watch for my Cutty. All stops at FKS will be hot drops. Be ready to jump in our jump off.
"Holy shit Jeb, you see the size of the skeeter?"
"Kill it Billy-Bob, kill it!"
Surprsingly there are drones all around this base (and not the weaponized ones). Living on a NASA base over an Army base with 60% of the base dedicated to tech companies.... changes your perspective to places like Bragg or Benning.
But we also don't have a class-6 package store.... anarchy!
supitza
Vault Dweller
@CrudeSasquatch are you still there? I *might* come tonight.
He's been drinking there for weeks in preparation for basic training.
Irishnutcase
Space Marshal
I'm at Gamma can I get a pick up as well?
Classssssic! haha.
No shitter on the freelancer. I don't blame you.
Sorry. I tried plotting a jump over to Gamma and apparently left the engine running this entire time....
Out of fuel and power... luckily I have found a way to turn the suits waste reclamation system to brew beer out of my urine.... extra bubbly!
I just use the Airlock. Quicker. hehe
Sucks it right out. No asswipe needed. Ha.
Guys help! I clogged the Airlock!
Why not just open the back of the Freelancer and blow it out the back? (literally)
Although I guess in space it'd just match speed. You could bank left, but that'd require slowing down and you'd have a 10m/s shitstorm on your hands.
Journal of a Koreah Station refugee :
Day five. ran out of beer on day 3. why won't I die?
Day seven. shitters clogged. someone said they'd come get me Sooooooo I've been waiting in the airlock.
Day 8. airlock is clogged.
Day 10. started pooping on the main deck.
Day 11. They're going to need to change the name of this station.
Commisar Jon Fuklaw
Commander
Serious question: Why would anyone want picked up from Kareah station? It's much more fun to stay there, sip on the "private" stock of whiskey to vigorously search and rescue everyone who survives the shitshow outside.