Com-Mercial: We Own The Sky (Capitalist Edition)

Montoya

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Dont forget to post to RSI, Im sure the mods there have you flagged!

They will be pleased that you held back on this one.
 

WarrenPeace

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Jul 17, 2014
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Only 400 credits for a haircut? I spend more buying a candy bar that I'm not even going to eat, but just leave in my coat pocket and forget about because I only wear the coat one week per year.
 

Dalarast

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Oct 29, 2014
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I don't like how you assumed the main character, Johnny Rocko, in the commercial shaved his head and was not bald. As a person who shaves his head I know I do not like to be confused with someone who is bald or balding....

And of course I'm joking. Great video and keep them coming!
 

CGPepper

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Nov 13, 2014
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Posted this on Reddit as a comment, thought of also adding it here as many Capitalist pig are still among us

Do you know how someone makes a joke, no1 laughs and the person telling it repeats it again but louder? Horrible! Let me do it for you here in the form of a transcript.
  • Video starts with a summary of ridiculously expensive stuff but then we hear that he has no clue if he can even afford it, its all bought with credit. (cultural reference of excessive consumption)
  • Putin is the only light in the land of darkness. Perspective joke, as he is marketed as the face of all evil in the rest of the world.
  • American dream. Ignorance/ mass-brainwashing reference. Lets just say that if you tell a hungry child: "you don't need food, eat dreams" i'll slap you in the face :)
  • Then it references American wars and crazy firearms activists, who make up rules because their gun is bigger.
  • 1789 Historical reference to slavery, opportunity to export Low Net Worth individuals. Character appears to be a slave trader as he is selling freedom (plus spices, fruit, medicine...)
  • Denying all criticism and refusing to be called arrogant because he lives in the best country in the world. Irony
  • Only 6 payments to freedom. I hope that this speaks for itself
  • Immigrants United, communist star is crossed with a blue line. Adding immigrants to a purist conservative organisation
Still not funny? Darn. Let me repeat it one more time ...
 
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Czechmate

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Feb 16, 2015
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Posted this on Reddit as a comment, thought of also adding it here as many Capitalist pig are still among us

Do you know how someone makes a joke, no1 laughs and the person telling it repeats it again but louder? Horrible! Let me do it for you here in the form of a transcript.
  • Video starts with a summary of ridiculously expensive stuff but then we hear that he has no clue if he can even afford it, its all bought with credit. (cultural reference of excessive consumption)
  • Putin is the only light in the land of darkness. Perspective joke, as he is marketed as the face of all evil in the rest of the world.
  • American dream. Ignorance/ mass-brainwashing reference. Lets just say that if you tell a hungry child: "you don't need food, eat dreams" i'll slap you in the face :)
  • Then it references American wars and crazy firearms activists, who make up rules because their gun is bigger.
  • 1789 Historical reference to slavery, opportunity to export Low Net Worth individuals. Character appears to be a slave trader as he is selling freedom (plus spices, fruit, medicine...)
  • Denying all criticism and refusing to be called arrogant because he lives in the best country in the world. Irony
  • Only 6 payments to freedom. I hope that this speaks for itself
  • Immigrants United, communist star is crossed with a blue line. Adding immigrants to a purist conservative organisation
Still not funny? Darn. Let me repeat it one more time ...
As one of those Capitalists I salute you. -_-,,!,
 
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