Dear god, I want to shoot things

[starkestrel]

Actually, people. I want to shoot people. Namely everyone chattering away about the Dogfighting Module announcement. Sadly, I've become one of them by making this post, so now I'm gonna have to shoot myself.

I think I'm not much of a speculation person. I just don't get why everyone needs to blabber away endlessly about their personal take on the DFM letter. I do realize it's partially because there's not much else to talk about in SC these days. But still...

IMO, this is the greatest reason for a DFM before the end of the year. Allow a toggle that says:

a) I want the DFM as soon as possible, state be damned!
b) I want the DFM to be released when CIG thinks it's ready.
c) I just want to shoot stuff.

And then add a comment in the loading screen:

"For your enjoyment, every person in your dogfighting instance is someone who voted the opposite of you in the previous poll. Shoot those silly ducks down!

Oh, and also people who just want to shoot stuff. Because shooty-mcshooters inherit space."

~*~

Query: are we allowed to swear in here, or is this a PG-13 forum?

 

[Flipper]

I'm taking the fact that I didn't understand a word of this post as reason to go to bed.

 

[spaceduck]

wait wait wait! TEST Squadron is going to play SC in order to SHOOT at stuff? I thought we were in it for the spreadsheets!

 

[starkestrel]

Oh, no. We're mostly in it for the drunken explosions in our own hangars and the occasional kamikaze Aurora run on an Idris. http://forums.testcorps.com/index.php?threads/thrashys-propaganda-and-used-tire-depot.211/

When I say 'shoot things', I mostly mean sitting in my cockpit in the hangar making 'pewpew' noises at the cardboard cutouts that Flipper pushes in front of me.

 

[Shards]

When I say 'shoot things', I mostly mean sitting in my cockpit in the hangar making 'pewpew' noises at the cardboard cutouts that Flipper pushes in front of me.

Can I volunteer to be your wingman on these "missions"?

 

[starkestrel]

Can I volunteer to be your wingman on these "missions"?

Wingman? Hell, you can man the turret on my Super Hornet. It makes "prprpreww prprpreww" noises. Just be careful not to pretend to take off Flipper's penguin fingers.

 

[h0und]

Actually, people. I want to shoot people.

That's as far as NSA read your post. RIP starkestrel, 2013 never forget.

 

[Shards]

Wingman? Hell, you can man the turret on my Super Hornet. It makes "prprpreww prprpreww" noises. Just be careful not to pretend to take off Flipper's penguin fingers.

Count me in!

 

[starkestrel]

That's as far as NSA read your post. RIP starkestrel, 2013 never forget.

Naw, I'm good. The NSA doesn't know about what you say in a game.

 

[JoeCool4433]

Naw, I'm good. The NSA doesn't know about what you say in a game.

http://www.nbcnews.com/technology/nsas-virtual-waste-time-spying-world-warcraft-harder-you-think-2D11724106

RIP starkestrel, NEVER FORGET! :D

 

[JoeCool4433]

Query: are we allowed to swear in here, or is this a PG-13 forum?

I heard somewhere that you are allowed to say Fuck only about 5 times before a movie is auto-bumped to an R rating...

 

[Barthanes]

With all the times i have put down what i am thinking without filtering.
We would be M.

The mods are prolly thinking about censoring everything i say.

 

[Barthanes]

____ _____ duck ____ ________!
__ ________ chair ______.
______ marsupials _____ _____ _____ ______!
Then everyone got laid.

 

[JoeCool4433]

____ _____ duck ____ ________!
__ ________ chair ______.
______ marsupials _____ _____ _____ ______!
Then everyone got laid.

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