December 2015 giveaway! A cool TEST Desk Mat!

[Jokyr]

Just the tip?

 

[MammonLord]

Jokyr, wanna do it?

 

[Guss De Blöd]

Hey mammonlord, did it hurts when you fell from the sky ? Because you're an angel. Or just a stupid person jumping off a plane. (am I doing this right ? )

 

[Krystal LeChuck]

You look like trash, may I take you out?

 

[Onwee]

I hope you're an ISO file, because I'd like to mount you.

 

[Herot]

Onwee, mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?

 

[Electricmadness]

Hey Herot.
We should go out.
Yeah lets go out.
I'll be at the pub between 5pm and 8pm.
I'll be the one looking into my glass with despair.
Better be early before i piss myself.

 

[DragonHeart]

Black and Yellow Auroras?
Come to my room, I'll show you Black and Yellow Idris =)

P.S - Just posting for fun, pass on winning this prize ^_^

 

[Draygus]

Let's skip the other six layers an get straight to the physical.

 

[Superkazy]

Draygus I'm no weather man, But you can expect a few inches tonight!

 

[Takarian]

Is that skirt made out of Aroura Space thermal tiles because your arse is out of this world!

 

[Unshaven]

In Space....


If you wear a latex body suit and high heels......


.....nobody can hear me scream.

 

[BeerMonster]

You look like my future ex-wife... Wana play hide the sausage?

 

[Daak Seed]

Do you know how to get to the closest library?

 

[Rids-frinic]

I want to sex your face off.
I will pay money to sex your face off.
I will get Nicholas Cage to sex your face off.
I want to face sex you so bad.
oooo.... yes.... let me sex your face.

 

[D3Mark]

Hey, you want to go get a drink after work?

 

[TekTrixter]

I'd like you to smell this rag - I'll make you "vanished" instead of Vanisher.

 

[SpaceDoge]

Your'e like my pinky toe: cute and small and i might bang you on my coffee table <3

 

[Choptimist]

Hey there, glorious. I see that you are lean on to the love. Maybe you wan't some logistical approach? Maybe you need some integration? I believe that you're in deep need of continious replenishment... to make everything really HARD performing.
You should call me.1-888-TESTSQUADRON

 

[Relic]

roses are red
violets are blue
i've got a knife
get in the Aurora.

(changed it a little cause aurora)