December 2015 giveaway! A cool TEST Desk Mat!

[GameFleek]

smeggy can I have your number? I lost mine.

 

[dubbzy]

Are you 21? Or will we have to go up to my bedroom to drink?

 

[Halvix]

Hey there dubbzy, wanna see my Aurora package?

 

[SPRNinja]

Halvix, Did you fall from heaven? I've always wanted to bone an angel

 

[Carlos Spicyweiner]

Mul on 12-tolline peenise (I'll give you a hint...it is in the most romantic language on this and many other planets...yes, it's Estonian!)

 

[Nordberg]

Is that a spiceyweiner in your pocket or are you ... oh, well yes that'll do.

 

[PhosphorusForFun]

Hi! I'm here to deliver your retirement home's motorized scooter, where would you like me to put it. Or... where would you like me to put ... (licks lips, bounces eyebrows) it?

 

[supitza]

Get in my van. I have candy.

 

[sporespawn]

Your waist looks very supportive, may I calibrate your weapon?

 

[Sintha]

I like the look of your aurora can i crash something into it?

 

[mromutt]

I heard you like star citizen, want to see my merlin? it has LTI ;)

 

[Reyalp CB4]

hey baby guess who just found waldo ;-)

 

[SteakOfWar]

You are so hot, you give me a cpu fan error.

 

[Devil Doge]

we could get a motel room to look at pictures of testies

 

[glockjs]

much hump time very wow

 

[Rainshine]

much hump time very wow

Hey sexy momma, let's get busy and freaky, in that order!

 

[Tamarous]

Yo Baby, From love making a whole universe will be created, it's not called the big bang for nothing. XD

 

[Myre]

Okay I've waited enough. ENTRY GO!

 

[rogesh]

Hey babe wanna play with my joystick? XD

 

[Omusul]

I don't qualify for this competition, but.....

French: 'Le seul vrai langage au monde est un baiser.'

English ver : 'The only true language in the world is a kiss.'