Election's in the USA...

[CrudeSasquatch]

@marctek
....
That was our old plan...
honest
now we just want to control you through diplomatic democratic means.

PS: (Thanks for reminding me that the Canadian Bacon movie exists...)

 

[TheWoad]

Well I've always been a rabid nationalist, but Mr. Canada has some good points. And my vote.

 

[CosmicTrader]

Sweet. Wait, if @Montoya gets voted in, do they get strong beer AND maple syrup AND a reasonable drinking age? Or do we deliver those at glorious leaders behest upon the backs of Canadian beasts of burden (moose)?View attachment 1299

I vote for her.....No wait for the Moose..... No for her...... Oh shit, Politics.

 

[Blind Owl]

I vote for her.....No wait for the Moose..... No for her...... Oh shit, Politics.

Wait, aren't the girl and the moose the same thing? Or am I thinking of my ex-wife?

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

Well...
it turns out we're 104 years late on this joke.
From
http://www.artofmanliness.com/shop/art-of-manliness-t-shirts/
I present
The Bull Moose For President Party, by Teddy Roosevelt (Rosavelt?)

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

The more I research this man, the better he gets.

 

[KKDish King of all dishes]

Oh boys... boys...
I'll be happy to be your President for a couple hours during Canada's term. My first law will be that to sell beer it has to have alcohol in it. I'm looking at you Bud Light.
Imagine, if you will, a world where every American is drunk all day

Got my vote