For some reasone a judge said I am not allowed withen 1000' feet of other orgs....

[MerchantMarine]

Where you from stranger?
I am from NAWTH JOISEY up in the woods and mountains. My town is famous for having a hiker get eaten by a bear last year and Clinton Road for all you ghost buffs...

What drew you to Star Citizen?
Fat sweaty men with neck beards and bad CPS in both hands.

What do you look forward to most in Star Citizen? (PVP, Exploration, etc)
SEX BOTS...

What was the first game you remember playing?
Doctor....

What other games do you play?
Warthunder - Planetside 2 - Diablo 2 - Homeworld (the OG version not the new one on steam) - Kerbal

How did you first hear about Test Squadron and what convinced you to join?
Your promo vids are funny as hell! And a buddy of mine drove up in a rusty white Test Squadren Auroa LN and offered me candy and a puppy to join....

Picard or Kirk?
Picard, but out of respect to Kirk I would hold Picard down and let Kirk have first choice.....

 

[CitizenDad]

I FUCKING LOVE YOU MAN. We are going to be GREAT friends sir.

 

[Derkerter]

A rusty white Aurora? Are you certain? Ours are all black and yellow and smell of alcohol.

 

[Montoya]

How did you first hear about Test Squadron and what convinced you to join?
Your promo vids are funny as hell!

See guys? At least two people find me funny!

Take that you naysayers!

 

[UbEcLoWn]

See guys? At least two people find me funny!

Take that you naysayers!

He's probably referring to my videos. :)

 

[SeungRyul]

Welcome one, welcome all to the TEST SPECTACULAR!

 

[Montoya]

He's probably referring to my videos. :)

Nothing funny about those.

In fact, they scare small children.

Source: My small children

 

[CitizenDad]

Oh yeah by the way guys my friend @MerchantMarine is going to be flying with us in The Bomb Squadron.

https://testsquadron.com/threads/test-bomber-squadron.2448/

 

[WarrenPeace]

Welcome to TEST!

 

[ThomSirveaux]

A rusty Aurora offering candy and puppies?

Perfectly normal. Nothing to see here. Carry on.

 

[Space Monkey]

offered me candy and a puppy to join.....

Yes, spread the good word. Here at TEST, we are givers. Givers of candy and puppies in rusty old buckets.
Welcome to TEST!

 

[Groundstain]

Yes, spread the good word. Here at TEST, we are givers. Givers of candy and puppies in rusty old buckets.
Welcome to TEST!

We also have an indiscript windowless van around here somewhere. Anyway, welcome to test.

 

[PhosphorusForFun]

Welcome to TEST! I want candy

 

[maynard]

Nauth Joisey? Which exit?

 

[Frisbeerocker]

Puppies are heresy. All TEST members are issued one bear. If your bear is lost/stolen/destroyed/etc. you shall be executed.

Let it be known.

 

[Halvix]

How did you first hear about Test Squadron and what convinced you to join?
Your promo vids are funny as hell! And a buddy of mine drove up in a rusty white Test Squadren Auroa LN and offered me candy and a puppy to join....

What the hell... I didn't get candy or a puppy when I joined... I even had to restock the beer in the fridge myself!...

Welcome to TEST Squadron!

 

[ThomSirveaux]

Puppies are heresy. All TEST members are issued one bear. If your bear is lost/stolen/destroyed/etc. you shall be executed.

Let it be known.

I don't remember this in the Codex Astartes...

 

[PhosphorusForFun]

I don't remember this in the Codex Astartes...

Dark Angels addendum, And the Emperor said of them, 'Let them be mopy and shun thy puppy'"

 

[Eliyahu]

What the hell... I didn't get candy or a puppy when I joined... I even had to restock the beer in the fridge myself!...

It depends upon the type of puppy he was given...

or

 

[CGPepper]

I FUCKING LOVE YOU MAN. We are going to be GREAT friends sir.

Is he a celebrity on RSI forums or a famous reddit transcriptor? All that love, or are you talking about actual physical feelings