For when we have to use words...

[Irishnutcase]

Negotiators. Do we have any? If not, I vote for horizonz and drunk shive! After that we crash our auroras into em, (or do it anyway).

 

[Thorain]

I am all for drunken Aurora crashing, thats why I have 2

 

[Black Sunder]

Pew Pew Pew!

 

[Frisbeerocker]

Pew Pew Pew!

Exactly. To quote Dear Leader "the only diplomacy we need is Pew Pew."

 

[ThomSirveaux]

I skilled negotiator. After all, I'm married and must convince wife to congress for making of babies.

Wait, uh, I'm not Russian.

But seriously, I am quite diplomatic. And sneaky. And our diplomats must either be drunk, spies, or both. Correct?

 

[Annitias]

Someone page me?

*Grabs Vodka*

 

[SPRNinja]

I have to quote Commander Javik here

"Diplomacy does not win wars, powerful and plentiful firearms do"

 

[the_angry_angel]

Who's the closest we have to DurrHurrDurr? I vote for them.. ;)

 

[Shutter]

A heartfelt and sincerer "oops"should be in any negotiators arsenal. I hereby donate this "OOPS!", not the previous one, to our negotiation team.

 

[Eliyahu]

We only recruit the drunkest spai's here at TEST!

 

[Vash]

I can do it (I barely speak english)
I'm almost a peacemaker

 

[Groundstain]

Sure, send your Idris and your delegation to these very safe coordinates. I will meet you there alone. and we will... talk about our... problems. Yeah, thats the ticket. Did I mention to come alone. Just you and your officers, and all you need is your one ship... Yeah, thats it. Oh yeah, I will just come in my... Aurora...alone... Yeah. I will even bring cake, and PIE. Lots of PIE.

 

[Scarthian]

I would like to be made aware of any location in which negotiations involving any ships (preferably expensive ones) are taking place. I require this information for scientific purposes.

 

[Spyro]

My cannons don't fire bullets! They are loaded with tons of peacefull arguments and spread democracy all over the universe!

 

[ThomSirveaux]

My cannons don't fire bullets! They are loaded with tons of peacefull arguments and spread democracy all over the universe!

Well, I usually load my missiles with the optional "Teddy Bear Warhead" in order to prove that we're here to support the local populace.

Yes, it's more expensive, but I feel it helps diplomacy in the long run.