Forums Are Under Attack!

[SeungRyul]

Dear TEST Squadron,

I am writing this message while trying to at the same time mitigate an attack on our servers on the scale level7 attacks. It seems that intruders were able to gain access to the root level of our website and are initiating cron scripts to disrupt our services.

I will keep you posted throughout the day and please reply to this notice with all the errors you see so I can squash the bugs.

On further investigation it seems that the root of this attack seems to be from the disgruntled forum hamsters who are demanding a raise in pay and more love and attention from the users. I will sure to exterminate any rebellious hamsters with extreme prejudice.

Best,
SeungRyul

 

[o-BHG-o]

holy crap, everything is undulating and vibrating!

 

[Shive]

Ahh last time this happened, I had dug down through the earth all the way from Denmark down through hell until finally I had reached China! Opposite side of the world, where everything is upside down

 

[Shive]

Should I consider uploading a new avatar that's turned 180degrees?

 

[Wicca]

wow shit is upside down.

 

[BluChew]

Behold! Study and know your enemy (Fig 1.1)
Ref Fig 1.1:

Eliminate with extreme prejudice... or give kisses and maybe some broccoli.

 

[zeddie]

Montoya's death bunny looks like a walking... ball... from the thumbnails

 

[Loteus]

I don't understand what all the fuss is about.

 

[JoeCool4433]

I don't understand what all the fuss is about.

Until now, I had no idea your Lego figure had a big beautiful bow on its head.

 

[SeungRyul]

Second wave of attacks on the server...I was able to stop the forums from completely flipping out but I can only do so much...

 

[zeddie]

OH... GOD... THE TILT!!!...
This is... HORRIBLE!!!

 

[Wicca]

I can hear a rick roll ?

 

[TestBot]

I MULTI TAB BROWS. AS IN EVERY TIME I COME HERE I OPEN ALL THE BLUE LINKS IN NEW TABS. I AM NOW LISTENING TO 15 ITERATIONS OF THE RICK ROLL. THIS IS NIGHTMARE. I HEREBY RESIGN FROM TEST.

 

[BluChew]

Is that Seung!? :eek:

 

[Designated Drunk]

Apparently I missed the first wave of hax, but this tilt/rickroll is one of the most epic April 1st forum hax evar.

Seung, you win all the internets today!

 

[Designated Drunk]

Seems Seung managed to ward off the hamsters.

Which is really annoying, because I'm still tilting my laptop to one side to accommodate, and now it's all tilted again.

I guess I better go back to drinking.

 

[McJib]

Did the forums really get attacked? Or was it an April's fool joke?

 

[SeungRyul]

Did the forums really get attacked? Or was it an April's fool joke?

It was a joke :)

 

[McJib]

I thought so but wasn't sure. Did all that crazy shit happen that everyone was talking about? Because if so... GG sir, GG.

PS: Fuck April first. :P

 

[o-BHG-o]

Though it was a joke, then didn't....when Seung mentioned rooting and cron jobs I was like huh! that's not good....then it all vibrated and flipped and I was like, uhuh! that's pretty good ;)