Found Our New TEST Squadron Recruitment Video!

[Black Sunder]

If you squint really hard, drink 5 and tilt your head you'll see the end says TEST Squadron.

This video courtesy of JJ Abrams(Thanks for that J) shows off our TEST SWATdron Marines in good form. At the beginning we saw someone with a massive hangover, in the desert with no idea where he was. Nothing unusual about this. I saw one of our robot pets rolling around on our desert HQ world. Of particular note is we have desert racing! There was even a shot of a member in his cockpit gliding gracefully over the water as he goes to assault an enemy HQ. Finally at the end we had our luxury ship playing chicken with some really sober dudes shooting lasers at him. Not cool guys!

 

[GrammarGestapo]

those X-wings going across the water. Man, that's fantastic. cannot wait to see that in theaters. OOOH SO EXCITED WIER(OWEIURWPEIURYIPHASDCGHIJFAOZ"SLDXJCDHFlsaiSZJdkbhCGq'ilo
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Sorry. Nerdgasm over.

 

[GrammarGestapo]

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGHGHGHGHGH

 

[CrashMan054]

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGHGHGHGHGH

Not even a day, and there's already a GIF.

 

[Shar Treuse]

After some careful analysis last night...well, as close as we could get to careful analysis in a drunken stupor...we (whomever was there, I can barely remember that we did it, much less who was present) concluded that this was some updated version of the X-Wing fighter (read: Disney artists wanted to show off) as it differs from the originals in significant ways. I think we agreed the previous iteration was structurally superior.

 

[Sethious]

Dude, last night's conversation got deep. I'm pretty sure these are XJ5 models.

 

[CaptainRichard]

After some careful analysis last night...

Yeah, this is a new version. The S-foil configuration is going to be slightly different than the T-65 and it looks influenced by the original Z-95 Headhunter in design.

Also, NERRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDSSSSS.

 

[maynard]

you guise are way too deep into this shit

 

[ghost53574]

I wonder if the B-Wing and the Z-Wing are still going to be the best space craft in the galaxy, and I hope this movies is over two and a half hours.

 

[GrammarGestapo]

I wonder if the B-Wing and the Z-Wing are still going to be the best space craft in the galaxy, and I hope this movies is over two and a half hours.

14 hours would be preferable.

 

[Dortz]

Like Two Gettysburgs mashed together. With 5 hours of exposition in the middle explaining the 'entire' universe.

 

[CrashMan054]

Like Two Gettysburgs mashed together. With 5 hours of exposition in the middle explaining the 'entire' universe.

Don't forget the 10 hours of deleted scenes.

 

[Sethious]

Don't forget the 10 hours of deleted scenes.

Oh man, the extended cut of Gettysburg is amazing. Once a year I watch it with my family (used to be a civil war reenactor in my teenager years) and the Battle of Little Round top I purposely control the sound to build it up, lets just say BAYONETS!!!!!

 

[CrashMan054]

Oh man, the extended cut of Gettysburg is amazing. Once a year I watch it with my family (used to be a civil war reenactor in my teenager years) and the Battle of Little Round top I purposely control the sound to build it up, lets just say BAYONETS!!!!!

Never seen it, should probably look it up, sounds awesome!

 

[GrammarGestapo]

 

[CrashMan054]

Thank god he's not on the team anymore, otherwise that'd already be out.

 

[CrashMan054]

Hopefully, now that Disney owns it, they'll release a gazillion versions of the unedited original movies, instead of that crappy lazerdisc rip we have now on the special edition disks.

 

[GrammarGestapo]

Hopefully, now that Disney owns it, they'll release a gazillion versions of the unedited original movies, instead of that crappy lazerdisc rip we have now on the special edition disks.

ahaha, I remember laser discs. If you can believe it, we're still using them in school! It's cheaper to have the science teachers passively explain the errors and outdated stuff rather than replace the media apparently.

 

[CrashMan054]

ahaha, I remember laser discs. If you can believe it, we're still using them in school! It's cheaper to have the science teachers passively explain the errors and outdated stuff rather than replace the media apparently.

Lol, I love what schools think of as "cheaper".

 

[Shar Treuse]

For schools, cheaper is "use what you have cos we're not spending another cent."