Fresh from the floors of the CIG offices, the M.I.S.C. R.A.P.T.O.R.

[GarikDuvall]

"Is your CO pissed because it's almost time for roll call and no one has arrived? Is your squad once again passed out drunk in front of the local watering hole? In that case, we bring you the MISC RAPTOR - TEST Edition. Scoop your bois up outta the gutter and give 'em a wash in one fell swoop. Gotta get back quick? Well, red lights and pedestrians won't stop you! The RAPTOR is compact and light enough for you to jump curbs and slide down back alleys to ensure you get your crew there on time before a court marshal!"

 

[Talonsbane]

"When the CO is pissed as it's almost time for roll call and no one has arrived, because the squad is once again passed out drunk in front of the local watering hole... we bring you the MISC RAPTOR - TEST Edition. Scoop your bois up outta the gutter and give 'em a wash in one fell swoop. Gotta get back quick? Well, red lights and pedestrians won't stop you! The RAPTOR is compact and light enough for you to jump curbs and slide down back alleys to ensure you get your crew there on time before court marshal!"

Sounds a lot more pleasant than what this veteran endured.