Funny RSI threads from General Chat Forum

[Black Sunder]

I think I may secretly be a masochist because I sometimes browse around the RSI forum General Chat section and read some of the thread titles there. I may also like to chew on glass because I then read the threads themselves for a page or so. Here is a smattering of what I read tonight and my interpretation:

Large orgs will ruin the game! Really! Good thing TEST is a one man org:
https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/310996/forget-the-idea-about-extremely-large-orgs-in-sc-general-distrust-simply-won-t-let-it-happen

Why do I have to go to lawless areas to get the good gear? I'm a carebear!
https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/310802/why-best-stuff-in-lawless-areas

The always beautiful PvE vs PvP vs PvA, I want to play an MMO but not with other people!
https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/85451/katamari-damashii-pvp-pve-pva

The anti-social thread:
https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/310994/solo-players-unite-meet-other-real-players-that-don-t-want-to-join-an-org

Crew Wages and how I never heard of Space Communism!
https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/310556/fair-crew-wages

Thats all I can bother linking right now because it just gets too depressing after a while to keep reading this stuff.

 

[Blind Owl]

Haha, an "non org" org for players who don't want to be in an org. Makes sense. Stupid people are stupid. You're right Sunder, it IS depressing. The comments on some of these are freaking hilarious.

 

[Blind Owl]

Dear God. These people really exist. Haha.
-Large Orgs are scary. TEST is scary. What is we've been infiltrated. Are there spai's amongst us? I'm scared.
-I can't fly into space without police. There may be bad people. I could get shot at. What fun is that? What kind of game am I playing?
-But I wanna play the MMO space game all by myself. I don't like MMOs. Other people are meanies.

Can I have a hug?

 

[thedeadlybutter]

Guy who made that first thread also said this on the second page

Ah and yes there was your testosterone afflicted remark about that "i'm new to gaming" so what should i say? Well yes i am completely new to gaming,

 

[Bigcracker]

This is why I dont read the official forums and just stick with Reddit,Discord and our forums.

 

[thanatos73]

Tell me you linked TEST in the Solo Org thread..... :)
I mean they WERE asking for links and stuff.

 

[CosmicTrader]

Can I have a hug?

Of course you can. You are in an Org with friends. :)

 

[CosmicTrader]

Black Sunder - This is exactly why I never 'visit' the sewer called General Chat. on the RSI Forums.

It is populated with the most brainless of humanity.

'An Org for those that do not want to join an Org'. --- That sums up General Chat.

 

[CosmicTrader]

But I wanna play the MMO space game all by myself. I don't like MMOs. Other people are meanies.

And some are just plain STUPID.
MMO = Massively multiplayer online game
An MMO that you play by yourself is called an OFF-LINE game.

Isn't modern Education a wonderful thing?
How's that working out?

 

[Doggen]

Ahhh thanks! This will make the first monday of the year less painful

 

[WarrenPeace]

The RSI Forums. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

 

[maynard]

what blows my mind is that the Katamari Damashii thread has been active for 2 1/2 years and covers almost 500 pages (that's over 9,000 posts).

how many ways are there to say the same thing over and over? don't people ever get bored with that shit?

it's funny when someone necros our 'Test post, please ignore' thread - it's like a rite of passage - but these Citizens seem to be taking their posting seriously

I guess there's some consolation in the fact that there will be abundant tears to harvest from the hopelessly naive and deluded

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

I mean all these threads are well and good, but where's the thread for me to collect my coupon for a free foot massage from any RSI member of my choosing? That's really all I bought into the game for. Well that and for Chris Roberts to personally hold my hand while he protects me from the big bad TEST pirates.

 

[Blind Owl]

And some are just plain STUPID.
MMO = Massively multiplayer online game
An MMO that you play by yourself is called an OFF-LINE game.

Isn't modern Education a wonderful thing?
How's that working out?

Its freaking hilarious some of the things these people are driveling about eh? But then it sounds like a majority of modern society these days: I want BLARG, but I don't want BLARG the way it's made or supposed to be. So I want BLARG changed to suit my needs, making it no longer BLARG.

Ha, stupid people.

 

[Walex]

I just remember those discussions about how the game mechanics will handle pooping. For every person who wants to be king of their own realm in a massively multiplayer online game, there is someone [CONCERNED] about the tiniest detail!



Also, just out of curiosity, was there a holiday surprise in our hangars like the wreath last year? I just recently finished up a completed draft of my thesis dissertation for my committee, so I'm trying to take in the enormity of 2.0 and beyond before my defense on Friday.

Then there will be time for Star Citizen!*

*Pending revisions -_-

I hope everyone is having a great 2016 so far!

 

[thanatos73]

Yes, there was a Holiday wreath. I saw it in my VFG on the wall over my Sabre in the middle bay.

 

[Frisbeerocker]

I applaud your bravery, sir.

These are the kind of things that make be both lol/10 and REEEEEEEE beyond belief.

 

[Black Sunder]

I applaud your bravery, sir.

These are the kind of things that make be both lol/10 and REEEEEEEE beyond belief.

I can't read past page 2, if that, on most of these threads. Its just so bad.

Just saw this one:

Large Multi-crew ships with me an my AI buddies
https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/311190/how-viable-are-large-multicrew-ships-with-only-ai-crew
Actual quote:

I do totally understand them wanting to incentivize players working together, but what about solo players?

Made all the more lol because CR said that this was actually viable. Makes me want to steal one though to discourage this activity.

 

[thanatos73]

Wait, you got onto the second page of most of these, I can't even get past the 3rd or 4th comment.....

 

[Black Sunder]

Wait, you got onto the second page of most of these, I can't even get past the 3rd or 4th comment.....

Believe me the severe mental scarring is enough of a wound to my what we talking about again? Kittens? KITTENS!