Several years ago, while at my local Hooter's restaurant on a national Wings Day which also happened to be a night were they also were having their all-you-can-eat special, there were some individuals that were being jerks to their waitress while placing bets on who could eat the most wings that night. Given that I was rather hungry & I didn't appreciate how they were treating their server, I brazenly interjected myself into their wager to spice it up a bit. I suggested that whoever ate the most wings between their top person, who was the biggest jerk of them, and myself had their entire meal & visit paid for by the other. I even told them that I was just starting to order & said that I'd accept however many he'd already eaten into his count just to be fair. At that point, he'd eaten 40 wings & was feeling rather confident as his 2 friends that were my size had only eaten 20 each. To seal the deal, I had him agree to this in writing in front of the manager & the waitress before I had my 1st bite. 2 hours & 110 wings later compared to his 50 total & he stormed out of their without even admitting defeat. While I would've just had the meal & my drink for him to cover if he'd apologized to the waitress & staff for his earlier behavior, I was compelled to help him enjoy the feeling of loss further since he wasn't man enough to admit such. I gave 6 of my guy friends 1 of their decks of cards as well as their calendars the next day. (On his tab of course.) All these years later & the thing that I wish was different was that I wasn't a TEST member back then with TEST Merch on to display our love of games wherever we go.
To paraphrase a line from the movie HACKERS, Mess with the TEST, get TESTified with the rest.