Hey guys. I am making a set of GlaDOS voiced sentences for Voice Attack. What I need from you is your hillarious ideas on what GlaDOS should say to the pilot.
I am already making the ones below from some ideas in RSI forums.
"You're not a good pilot. You know that, right? Good pilots don't blow up here."
"Be advised that engaging the Vanduul in combat can and has caused permanent disabilities, such as vaporization."
"Unbelievable. You, pilot_name_here, must be the pride of pilot_home_system_here."
"Eject now, and CAKE will be served immediately."
"Rest assured, an independent panel of ethicists has absolved the UEE, Anvil Aerospace and all pilots of any moral responsibility for the Vanduul euthanizing process.”
“Although spacing is remarkably painful, eight out of ten UEE experts believe the Vanduul do not care.”
“Be advised, that damage to your Hornet can expose you to uninsulated electrical parts that may be dangerous under certain conditions.”
“You really shouldn’t be here. It isn’t safe for you.”
“I don’t want to tell you your business, but if it were me, I would use missiles on that guy.”
“Let’s be honest, neither one of us knows what you are doing.”
“Do you want to strafe in coupled mode? WELL I WON’T LET YOU. How does that feel?”
“Are you even listening to me?”
“If you want my advice, you’ll just throttle down in front of a missile. Trust me. It’ll be a lot less painful than the plasma cannon.”
“All right. Keep doing whatever it is you think you’re doing. Getting you killed and giving you good advice aren’t mutually exclusive.”
“That pilot made shoes for orphans. Nice job killing him, hero.”
“You’re curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what? I know. You’re going to find out first hand before I finish explaining it though, so I won’t bother.”
“Radiation… *cough* so deadly… *gasp* Hahahahaha, I’m kidding. When I said “deadly radiation leak” the “deadly” was in massive sarcasm quotes. Honestly it’s not deadly at all. To me…”
“I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you, which it’s just about to.”
“Where did your life go so wrong?”
“I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I’m not sure what you are doing.”
“Stop squirming and die like an adult.”
"Original Systems regrets to inform you that this next wave is impossible. Make no attempt to defeat it. If we were you, we would eject now."
"If you become lightheaded from G-forces, feel free to pass out. A Vanduul ace will be dispatched to revive you with plasma and adrenaline."
I am already making the ones below from some ideas in RSI forums.
"You're not a good pilot. You know that, right? Good pilots don't blow up here."
"Be advised that engaging the Vanduul in combat can and has caused permanent disabilities, such as vaporization."
"Unbelievable. You, pilot_name_here, must be the pride of pilot_home_system_here."
"Eject now, and CAKE will be served immediately."
"Rest assured, an independent panel of ethicists has absolved the UEE, Anvil Aerospace and all pilots of any moral responsibility for the Vanduul euthanizing process.”
“Although spacing is remarkably painful, eight out of ten UEE experts believe the Vanduul do not care.”
“Be advised, that damage to your Hornet can expose you to uninsulated electrical parts that may be dangerous under certain conditions.”
“You really shouldn’t be here. It isn’t safe for you.”
“I don’t want to tell you your business, but if it were me, I would use missiles on that guy.”
“Let’s be honest, neither one of us knows what you are doing.”
“Do you want to strafe in coupled mode? WELL I WON’T LET YOU. How does that feel?”
“Are you even listening to me?”
“If you want my advice, you’ll just throttle down in front of a missile. Trust me. It’ll be a lot less painful than the plasma cannon.”
“All right. Keep doing whatever it is you think you’re doing. Getting you killed and giving you good advice aren’t mutually exclusive.”
“That pilot made shoes for orphans. Nice job killing him, hero.”
“You’re curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what? I know. You’re going to find out first hand before I finish explaining it though, so I won’t bother.”
“Radiation… *cough* so deadly… *gasp* Hahahahaha, I’m kidding. When I said “deadly radiation leak” the “deadly” was in massive sarcasm quotes. Honestly it’s not deadly at all. To me…”
“I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you, which it’s just about to.”
“Where did your life go so wrong?”
“I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I’m not sure what you are doing.”
“Stop squirming and die like an adult.”
"Original Systems regrets to inform you that this next wave is impossible. Make no attempt to defeat it. If we were you, we would eject now."
"If you become lightheaded from G-forces, feel free to pass out. A Vanduul ace will be dispatched to revive you with plasma and adrenaline."
