Hairy Faceoff

[Rattle-N-hum]

We need a facial hair competition. Some categories I was considering

- Sexy moustache, pencil thin, chinstraps, and everything with a cropped cut. 1 week grow time

- Groomed beard; Handlebars, goatees, Needs at least 1/2" / 7mm of fuzz. 2 months.

- Mountain man, Viking, Cossack, Civil War General, hobo. This is a marathon grow off, with a 1 year range.

Date ranges up for discussion.

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

I'll win them all.
Example A: 1 week.

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

Example B:
2nd week.

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

week three

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

Actual week 3.

 

[Montoya]

Example B:
2nd week.

Its funny, you look exactly how I would have expected you to look! :D

 

[Murderer]

Step 1: Hair
Step 2: Handlebar
Step 3: F' it!!

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

Step 1: Hair
Step 2: Handlebar
Step 3: F' it!!View attachment 4057 View attachment 4058 View attachment 4059

Yall need a barber

 

[Stubieroo]

As a bearded man, I like this idea.
As a man who will probably lose this contest, I still like this idea.

 

[BUTUZ]

It's too late I shaved my beard off a couple of months ago :(

 

[Zindi]

 

[Rolo]

Fairly recently

Before civilizing influence:

(Ponytail down to... well... long)

Generally I have to mow the lawn every few months or Vibrant starts playing with my beard...

Distracting.

 

[AntiSqueaker]

tfw you still can't grow acceptable facial hair without an awkward month of crustache and horrible neckbeardyness.


I mean YEAH BLACK COFFEE WHISKY CUTTING DOWN TREES RIDING HOGS WOO WOO BEARD LIFE

 

[MzHartz]

I posted this in the other thread before seeing this one, but.... Come on, I've got the best beard here.

 

[Huegpaynis]

I refuse to participate. This thread is an NSA plot to get current member photos for facial recognition programs designed to cripple TEST squadron.

I ain't gonna let THE MAN map my features to some AI neural net and track me down!

 

[Cherokeedog]

Well, I ain't exactly competitive with ya'all Sasquatch descendants, but I AM the proud owner of an old school chin scruff, which does keep my scrawny mug a tad warmer in the winter.

 

[marctek]

The only reason I have a beard is because I'm to lazy to shave. I clean it up every couple of weeks or before traveling for work.