Hello, I'm Anthony (and not an alcoholic, I swear)

[ThomSirveaux]

Alcoholics go to meetings.

We're just passionate.

Welcome!

But WE go to meetings, too... our meetings just include booze, and lots of it. And crashing things into solar bodies.

 

[Halvix]

Glad you're not an alcoholic because we don't like quitters around here... And I see that you like pizza, a very fine food choice. Welcome to TEST!

 

[WarrenPeace]

Riker technically wasn't a captain... but I think we can let that go. What do you say, Picard?

I think he agrees. Welcome to TEST!