Death Squadron is too long?
		
		
	 
I thought you wanted 
"Man:         Here's one- 
Cart-master: Ninepence. 
Old Man:     (feebly) I'm not dead! 
Cart-master: (suprised) What? 
Man:         Nothing!  Here's your ninepence.... 
Old Man:     I'm not dead! 
Cart-master: 'Ere!  'E says 'e's not dead! 
Man:         Yes he is. Old Man:     I'm not! 
Cart-master: 'E isn't? 
Man:         Well... he will be soon-- he's very ill... 
Old Man:     I'm getting better!
Man:         No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment. 
Cart-master: I can't take 'im like that!  It's against regulations! 
Old Man:     I don't want to go on the cart.... 
Man:         Oh, don't be such a baby. 
Cart-master: I can't take 'im.... 
Old Man:     I feel fine! 
Man:         Well, do us a favor... 
Cart-master: I can't! 
Man:         Can you hang around a couple of minutes?  He won't be long... 
Cart-master: No, gotta get to Robinson's, they lost nine today. 
Man:         Well, when's your next round? Cart-master: Thursday. 
Old Man:     I think I'll go for a walk.... 
Man:         You're not fooling anyone, you know--          (to Cart-master) Look, isn't there something you can do...? (they both look around) 
Old Man:     I feel happy!  I feel happy! 
(the Cart-master deals the old man a swift blow to the head with his wooden spoon.    The old man goes limp.) 
Man:         (throwing the old man onto the cart) Ah.  thanks very much. 
Cart-master: Not at all.  See you on Thursday! 
Man: Right!  All right.... 
King Arthur and his trusty servant, Patsy, "ride" through the town and past the men. 
Man:        'Oo's that then? 
Cart-master: I don't know.  Must be a king. 
Man:         Why 
Cart-master: 'E 'asn't got shit all over 'im. "
To be the the name