No, not really, I'm just Jake. Like the morning after a heavy night of drinking, I'm the shit that you never knew you needed.
I'm currently a Combat Engineer in the U.S. Army, a chef, and a whole lot of other things that bring absolutely nothing to the table of flying virtual spaceships. However, I enjoy flying virtual space ships. I'm currently in the infancy of learning to fly said spaceships; and by infancy, I mean more along the lines of a mentally disabled Orangutan that has been birthed into a chair behind a Saitek X55; and more often than not, I find myself ending a round of some spectrum matches reassuring myself with, "I doubt that Hellen Keller could have done better."
My compulsive application to Test stems from the need for interaction with likeminded individuals that have questionable judgement and marginal standards. That being said, I think that my psychologist can suck a fat hary tentacle for telling me that "Compulsiveness never works out for the best", and that "Henti will never be a healthy alternative to a real relationship."
In closing, I am glad to finally find an "organization" (lol) that I can participate in. And by participate, I mean sit behind my computer in my boxers and headset, eating Slim-Jims and drinking copious amounts of adult beverages while picking crumbs out of my belly button.
Ciao,
Jake
I'm currently a Combat Engineer in the U.S. Army, a chef, and a whole lot of other things that bring absolutely nothing to the table of flying virtual spaceships. However, I enjoy flying virtual space ships. I'm currently in the infancy of learning to fly said spaceships; and by infancy, I mean more along the lines of a mentally disabled Orangutan that has been birthed into a chair behind a Saitek X55; and more often than not, I find myself ending a round of some spectrum matches reassuring myself with, "I doubt that Hellen Keller could have done better."
My compulsive application to Test stems from the need for interaction with likeminded individuals that have questionable judgement and marginal standards. That being said, I think that my psychologist can suck a fat hary tentacle for telling me that "Compulsiveness never works out for the best", and that "Henti will never be a healthy alternative to a real relationship."
In closing, I am glad to finally find an "organization" (lol) that I can participate in. And by participate, I mean sit behind my computer in my boxers and headset, eating Slim-Jims and drinking copious amounts of adult beverages while picking crumbs out of my belly button.
Ciao,
Jake
