"He can be summoned on any IRC chat room or Internet forum by making fun of him. He usually appears in 15 minutes or less and defends himself and viciously attacks those who committed blasphemy against him."
We should attempt this, with a chat room full of TESTies. We could tear him apart. That'd be fun.
Also, the lulz on this. Haha.
"I am the original internet troll. Look me up on usenet, I’m kind of a big deal"