Is it ironic that I once met a stripper named Dignity?
Only if you failed to walk away with her, intact.
I've still got a head and a left arm in my freezer. Does that count?
So, you still have a little Dignity stored away for a rainy day?
EXACTLY! Why couldn't my parents take the news so well?
How's the head and handies? Do you heat them up in the microwave first, or do you like cracking open a cold one with the boys?
Why? Because the holes in your back yard DON'T contain bodies? Slacker...
Microwave? HAH! Amateur. Everyone knows the secret is heated blankets and everclear.
Do you use any seasoning?
To recap: Charity sounds like a stripper's name, which lead to a little anicdote about the ins and outs of corpse storage.
The first post was still on target...and...
Why do you have to be so MEAN! I'm working on it.
Well, the first post definitely would have been off topic had I not been at work and allowed to drink beer that early in the afternoon
Not Chastity.........hookers and children dont mix well.
Hahaha, I see you've met my ex-wife . . .
That childish hooker? naw.....only the remnants of stories of her you tell me as you tuck me into bed.
