I am drunk, therefore I am.

CosmicTrader · Dec 29, 2015

Absulatelie, beein drink is good fur ya.

Wafflez · Dec 30, 2015

I'm drunk therefore, I'm in Test!

NecroKnight · Dec 30, 2015

I TEST therefore I Drink?

Printimus · Dec 30, 2015

But what came first, the drink or the test?
(chicken or the egg)

NecroKnight · Dec 30, 2015

I don't remember. It's all a blur at this point.

Beef Squatch · Dec 30, 2015

The drink inspires the Test, The Test inspires the drink, therefore Test is a perpetual motion machine of drink?

NecroKnight · Dec 30, 2015

Works for. I'll drink to that.

GlassCloud · Dec 30, 2015

To test is human, but to drink is divine

Blind Owl · Dec 31, 2015

I was going to reply to this thread, but I started drinking.
Je suis TEST.

Doctor Antelope · Dec 31, 2015

I am, therefore I'm drunk.

WarrenPeace · Dec 31, 2015

I'm drunk, therfore I'm drunk.
...that soundsed a lot more profound in my head.

NecroKnight · Dec 31, 2015

People say I have a drinking problem.

I drink.
I get drunk.
I fall down.

No problem.