Holy shit I actually got a job. These people must be desperate as in the last 213 interviews I've had they've usually end up pepper spraying me and using zip ties before dragging me out the fire escape..
57 of those times they actually pepper sprayed me right in the japs eye....
56 of those times it halted my massive errection pretty quickly....
that one time in the interview for chief photographer for 2987 Victoria Secret photo shoot.....I think it lasted so long I ended up fainting in the end and woke in a gutter