Infinite levels of awesome in the mail today!

[Myre]

What a surprise! It is such an honor to be part of this fantastic community!

http://imgur.com/a/MY4kV

 

[Montoya]

Thank you for being a wonderful mod, may your shot glass provide you with many hours of inebriation!

 

[Yex]

You should get wasted and have a giant tattoo of Montoyas face put on your back, like steveo.
But better

 

[thanatos73]

When flying around Crusader, you should take one shot for every pirate/outlaw you shoot down.....

 

[GeneticPredator]

WOW that is so cool!!

Who do i sell my soul to, to get/buy stuff like that???

 

[Montoya]

WOW that is so cool!!

Who do i sell my soul to, to get/buy stuff like that???

My wife is making them.

Once we are done sending out to the mods and officers, she will be open to taking some orders!

 

[EpilepticCricket]

Once we are done sending out to the mods and officers, she will be open to taking some orders!

Can I be a mod? :D

(It can't possibly that easy)

 

[Kapital_Kong]

Can I be a mod? :D

(It can't possibly that easy)

Cricket to become a mod it is a grueling task. You must sacrifice you first unborn child as a beginner, then you'll need to drink the sweet milky nectar from Montoya's tit, and lastly sell your body for the glory of TEST!

 

[EpilepticCricket]

Cricket to become a mod it is a grueling task. You must sacrifice you first unborn child as a beginner, then you'll need to drink the sweet milky nectar from Montoya's tit, and lastly sell your body for the glory of TEST!

Well Hell, I'm 2 out of 3 already.

 

[Black Sunder]

Cricket to become a mod it is a grueling task. You must sacrifice you first unborn child as a beginner, then you'll need to drink the sweet milky nectar from Montoya's tit, and lastly sell your body for the glory of TEST!

I heard you had to journey to a monastery in Tibet where the finest beer is brewed by some Hindu monks. From there you must send a metal slinky down several thousand steps to the base of the mountain and have it land perfectly at the bottom step. Failure means going back up and starting over. From there you are given several clues to find the Ark of the Whiskey. Only a few people have found this in the Temple of Alcohol. Lastly you must journey to North Carolina with the Ark of the Whiskey to choose a shot glass and share your chosen drink with Montoya.

As was written in the Book of Montoya Chapter 10, Verse 9, Subsection A, Paragraph Delta.

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

is it possible to 'adjust' where slinky lands with fat wads of cash? I'm not a climber

 

[shadowjim12]

7yo cousin: "Hey, Jim, what are you reading about?"

...You must sacrifice you first unborn child as a beginner, then you'll need to drink the sweet milky nectar from Montoya's tit, and...

Me: *Poker face*

 

[Hero9012]

I heard you had to journey to a monastery in Tibet where the finest beer is brewed by some Hindu monks. From there you must send a metal slinky down several thousand steps to the base of the mountain and have it land perfectly at the bottom step. Failure means going back up and starting over. From there you are given several clues to find the Ark of the Whiskey. Only a few people have found this in the Temple of Alcohol. Lastly you must journey to North Carolina with the Ark of the Whiskey to choose a shot glass and share your chosen drink with Montoya.

As was written in the Book of Montoya Chapter 10, Verse 9, Subsection A, Paragraph Delta.

This would be the greatest adventure ever.

 

[CosmicTrader]

Very nice.
You and all the Mods deserve it.

Thank you for doing such a fantastic job. Much appreciated.

Now get drunk.

 

[50fluffykittens]

Such jelly of that shot glass. I must have one. If I make it to the sun do I get one?